Rin: My OTP.
Len: I thought Twicord was your OTP.
Discord: Excuse me?
Twi: Ehhhh?!
Rin: Nah, I'd prefer Fluttercord. Makes more sense.
Discord: Still. Excuse me?
Twi: EEHHHHHH?!
Fluttershy: U-Um... I won't say anything about this... This is dangerous territory.
Rin: Soarin and Dashie are cuteeeee. I love them together.
Len: They have no relationship what so ever besides Rainbow being an inspiration to him. No relationship. None so fucking ever.
Rin: DUDE. THINK OF THE FANART.
Len: Of what? Their family? Their clopfics? The freaking weird human adaptation of it?
Rin: *thinks it over* Well, fuck. There goes the moment, everyone. Len fucking ruined it.
Len: I'm just stating the facts.
Rin: SOARINDASH IS AN OKAY SHIP OKAY DUDE
Len: I'd prefer Rainbow Pie though.
Pinkie: Me and Dashie in a ship? That sounds fun! Will this be like Noah's Ark or something?
Rainbow: No, this is pairing us up.
Pinkie: Oh. Sounds like even more fun!
Rainbow: It's not. And I do not like Soarin!
Rin: first stage is denial bruh
Len: Oh my god, Rin.
Soarin: I heard my name, what's going on?
Rainbow: OH GREAT, NOW HES HERE.
Soarin: What? Did I do anything wrong?
Rainbow: NO, BUT I SUGGEST YOU GO.
Soarin: Uh, why-
Rin: SOARINDASH IS THE ONLY SHIP WITH SOARIN IN IT BECAUSE HE IS A BACKGROUND CHARACTER WITH LITTLE TO NO PERSONALITY. HES LIKE FLASH BUT A DIFFERENT COLOR SCHEME.
Twi: Why are we talking about Flash? *cheeks reddening*
Discord: Shipping is just way too chaotic for me...
Len: That makes no sense.
Discord: Exactly.
Rin: SOARINDASH WOOHOOOOOOOO.
Soarin: ...
Rainbow: Gonna go?
Soarin: Yep. *flies away*
Rin: NOOOOOOOOOOO-
Len: I would honestly ship Soarin with an apple pie. That's a better ship in my opinion. SoarinxApplePie.
AJ: You sicko, what did the apple pie ever do to you?
Rin: DASHIE IS THE CENTER OF ALL THE SHIPPPPPSSSS.
Rainbow: Why me?!
Twi: We don't know. We will never know.
Rainbow: I DIDNT BUCKING SIGN UP FOR THIS HORSE MANURE.
Rin: NO ONE DID BUT WE STILL SHIP MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Len: *eating an apple pie* I'm eating Soarin's date.
AJ: WHYYYYYY. THE APPLES WERE SO YOUNG.
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