School Of Athens (Plus Some Spartans) Part One

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~In the School of Athens. In Athens, of course~

Twi: I'll be the teacher.

Rin: YOU ARE TECHNICALLY ATHENA THEN

Len: May I ask why we have Spartans in a School of Athens?!

Rin: *flips desk* BECAUSE I DONT CARE ABOUT RAPHAEL SANZIO. YOU FOOLS, I WANNA TORTURE YOU ALL

Len: *facedesk*

Rainbow: Why are we learning...?

AJ: Beats me.

Twi: We need a list of all our students and where they are from.

Piko: I think I'm just the assistant for everything we do. *grabs list and shows it*

Athenians
Twilight Sparkle (technically Athena in this case)
Miku Hatsune
Rarity
Fluttershy
Len Kagamine
Kaito
Luka Megurine
Gumi Megpoid
Piko Utatane

Spartans
Rainbow Dash (Guess she's Ares)
Applejack
Pinkie Pie
Meiko
Rin Kagamine
Teto Kasane
Oliver

Twi: *looks at list* Gods, this list... A classroom full of 16 students... 15 discounting me.

Rainbow: And me! I'm being Ares!

Twi: ?! And why?!

Rainbow: Cause the Spartans like Ares since he was the god of spears. And yelling.

Len: Actually, he was the god of war and-

Rin: NO ONE GIVES A SHIT LEN, STOP BEING A SMARTASS AND SHUT UP

Len: *sobbing into his desk*

Luka: Are we all gonna be gods?

Kaito: Luka, don't give Fluffy any ideas please.

Meiko: YEAH, THATD BE AWESOME

Miku: *munching on a leek* So, do all the Spartans yell? So far Rainbow and AJ are the only ones who haven't yelled their heads off.

Oliver: I did not agree to this bird poop.

James: Nor did we agree to this school.

Oliver: James, why you poop in my hat.

James: I felt like it, Ollie-chan. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Teto: Can I be on Gumi's team?

Gumi: Oh geez. I'm on the side where everyone is smart. Hellppppp meeee.

Piko: Dear Zeus, help me.

Pinkie: Oh! I'm on the Spartan side! Sounds exciting, I wonder what we're gonna do!
Fluttershy: U-Um, may I ask who the Olympian gods are...? And how many...?

Rarity: So, Twilight, please explain who the Olympian gods are and how many are there?

Fluttershy: Okay, I see how it is...

Rin: THERE IS FIONA WHO IS THE GODDESS OF THE FLUFF FANFICS, AND LEONARDO WHO IS THE GOD OF LEMONS BECAUSE HE CAN DRAW DICKS, AND THERE IS IRENA-

Len: *throws textbook* STOP WITH THE RENAISSANCE GEEZ

Rin: BUT LISA

Len: NO ONE NEEDS MONA RIN

Rin: SO CRUEL

Miku: *puts on earbuds*

Rainbow: Teacher Twilight, just saying, you suck.

Twi: Rainbow... I swear...

Rainbow: Wait, we need to combine your name with Athena. Twiena? Athlight? Twina? Atwilight. Athight.

Twi: I liked the first one, Aresbow. Or, Rainares. Hm...

Rainbow: Ares Dash.

Twi: Yeah!

Rin: BACK IN THE ITALIAN RENAISSANCE, VENICE HAD A SHIT TON OF BOAT BUILDING AND FLORENCE WAS BASICALLY BEING MONOPOLY WITH THEIR BANKING. GODDAMN MEDICIS. I TOTALLY SPELLED MEDICI WRONG BUT FUCK IT.

Piko: Since when as this a history lesson.

Oliver: Screw that, since when did Rin know this stuff?

Teto: *has cards* Got any twos?

Gumi: *only has twos* Go fish.

Pinkie: So, since we're Spartan, do we yell?

Meiko: Yeah, but it's more fun when you hold an alcohol bottle when doing so.

Pinkie: Okay!

Kaito: Eh...

Twi: Technically, Athena is more smarter than Ares in Warfare.

Rainbow: Who cares?! I didn't come here to learn.

Len: The School of Athens, everyone.

Rin: WIITTHHH SPARTANS YOU BAKA. *flies around and slams into wall*

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