Twi: First, we start with a big thick book...
Rin: Pfft... That's what she said.
Twi: Then we open the book to the first page.
Len: Oh my god, because like, we totally didn't know how to fucking open a book.
Rin: Didn't those people in Wall-E not know how to open books?
Twi: Anyway, back to the instructions... You read the title page. In my book, the title is 'Fifty Shade of Gray'.
Rin: EWWWWW.
Len: Is it spelled Gray or Grey?
Twi: Uh... I honestly don't know...
Fluffy: I've only read a 12th of that book. I wish you the best of luck, Twi.
Twi: Anyway, so then we look in the table of contents, or chapters.
Rin: Eh?
Twi: It's a list of chapters in the book.
Len: Baka.
Twi: Well, from the cover and stuff, this book looks interesting.
Fluffy: Interesting enough to have a movie.
Twi: Yeah.
Fluffy: To be honest, the book got boring...
Twi: Well, only way to find out is to read it myself!
Rin and Len: Does this mean we'll have to read too?!
Twi: Yes.
Rin and Len: FEEEECKKKKK.
~The next day~
Lenka: ...This is absurd.
Rinto: Very.
Rin and Len: *dressed in Neko Cosplay for some odd reason*
Twi: *crying and laughing*
Rin: W-What has been seen...
Len: DOWN TO THE END, AT LAST I SEE, HERES THE EPILOGUE IVE WAITED FOR SO LONG. ITS ALMOST OVER, DOES THIS MEAN I WIN?! NOT SO FAST, OF COURSE, I KNEWWWWWWWW.
Fluffy: I honestly don't know what I did.
Rinto: Wonder what happened.
Lenka: *picks up Fifty Shade of Gray* Huh. This book looks interesting.
Rinto: Let's read it then.
***
Rin: Seen has been what...
Fluffy: Ah nu, she's talking in backwards.
Rinto: HEEELLLLL NO. *throws book out window* NO MORE GRAY. NO MORE GREY. NO MORE OF THAT SHIT.
Len: DOWN TO THE LAST PAWN THAT CAN ONLY GO FORWARD, IF THATS THE CASE THEEEEEENNNNN....!
Twi: I didn't know people do that...!
Lenka: ...Hm. A better love story than Twilight at least.
Fluffy: Lol, yas.
Rinto: *crying in pillows*
Aiko: *pops in* Lesson of the day kids, don't read Fifty Shade of Gray without a parent. Otherwise you'll end up insane.
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My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic Book 2
FanfictionThis is the second installment of my random, immature take on Vocaloid and MLP. Of course, there's more cussing, randomness, and more Vocaloids getting summoned to Equestria. Well, a few, not much, but you get my point. Anyway, will the Mane 6 get o...
