My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic Book 2

Easter (Sunday)

Rin: *in a bunny suit* HAPPY EASTER YOU LITTLE KIDDIES

The CMC: ...Rin?

Yuki: Yay~ Mr. Easter Bunny is here~!

Pipsqueak (At least that's what I think his name is): Yay, we get candy!

Oliver: I thought I was too old for this?

Len: I'm 14. And I'm doing this too. So no.

Miku: For shame on you guys. I'm 16.

Rin: TODAY IS EASTER SUNDAY.

Len: We know. Where's the eggs.

Rin: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS ITS KINDA GROSS THAT THE EASTER BUNNY LAYS EGGS FOR YOU KIDDIES.

Scootaloo: Wait a minute, lay eggs?!

Applebloom: Our chickens do it all the time.

Sweetie-Bell: Makes sense to me.

Pipsqueak: Um... I barely know what Easter is about...

Yuki: Oh! Oh! Mr. Easter Bunny! Tell us the Story of Easter!

Len: Easter is kinda religious, Yuki...

Oliver: Shhhhhhhhhh. *stuffs a plastic egg in Len's face* We don't wanna get reported dude.

Len: WHAT THE CHOCOLATE BUNNIES DUDE.

Rin: OKAY, SIT DOWN YOU KIDDIES. MR. EASTER BUNNY HERE WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WHAT EASTER IS ABOUT.

Everyone: *sits down*

Mane 6: *walking up to the gathering*

Twi: I don't know, I heard today's Easter or something...

Pinkie: Oh! I have a friend named Easter!

Rainbow: That was Esther, Pinkie...

Pinkie: Ohhhhhhhhh...

Rarity: Oh, I wonder what Rin's telling the kids.

AJ: Probably fanfiction. Again.

Fluttershy: Oh, I hope it's an okay one...

Rin: ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE MAGICAL LAND OF BUNNINTON, THERE LIVED CHICKS AND BUNNIES WHO LIVED TOGETHER IN HARMONY.

Luka: Elements of Harmoy~

Miku: No. Luka. No.

Rin: THEN ONE DAY A BUNNY NAMED PETER COTTON TAIL ATE THESE WEIRD CARROTS THAT MADE HIM SHIT OUT EGGS.

Len: Aaaaaaand, that concludes the story kids. Go and dye eggs, eat candy from the store, whatever. Don't look for eggs. Don't eat what's in the eggs. Rin just ruined Easter.

Scootaloo: *eating jellybeans from an egg* What.

Applebloom: Never got in time to collect eggs anyway...

Sweetie-Belle: Say, didn't Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show off they're eggs and ate the candy inside right in front of us?

Scootaloo: That means that me and them are eating stuff from a bunny's butt.

Pipsqueak: Um... Ew...

Rarity: Oh my Celestia.

Twi: Rin, really?!

Rainbow: Scoots, stop eating those jellybeans!

Scootaloo: Aw, but I like Cotton Candy and Bubble Gum...

Fluttershy: A-Angel doesn't do the same thing... Right?

AJ: And this is why I suggested we hide colored apples instead.

Pinkie: THERE WILL BE AN EASTER PARTY WITH PEEPS LATER AT EIGHT.

Len: Rin, get out of that stupid bunny outfit.

Rin: WHO IS THIS RIN, I AM MR. EASTER BUNNY. DO YOU WANT AN EGG, DEAR CHILD.

Len: Rin, get out of that stupid bunny suit before I tear it to shreds.

Yuki: Len-senpai is gonna murder Mr. Easter Bunny? Can I join~?

Oliver: Yuki, what the fuck.

Yuki: *holds up an ax behind back* You were saying~?

Oliver: N-Nothing...! *flies off*

Rin: WHAT HAPPENED TO EASTER SPIRIT GUYS, I DIDNT EVEN GET TO THE PART WHEN PETER POOPED OUT CHOCOLATE EGGS.

Len: YUKI LETS GO.

Yuki: Yay~

Miku: And my Easter will never be taken back. Ever.

Luka: Look. *holds up an egg that looks like a tuna* I made a tuna egg.

(I hope everyone enjoyed their Easter!)