(The trio consists on Mystery, Alex, and Jack. Most of them take take place before Mystery goes missing/dies and the killing of gifted. Also, memes. Others will be thrown into the mix.)
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Mystery enters the room, pretty pissed at Jack.
Mystery: Jack! You didn't pay the fucking power bill? You serious?
Alex grabs his guitar and starts playing it while singing.
Alex: When your lights don't work like they used to before.
Mystery: Alex, shut the fuck up!
Alex stops playing and looks at Mystery.
Alex: No.
He continues playing while Jack tries not to laugh.
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Mystery comes up to Alex who was talking to Jack. She puts her arm around his shoulder and pulls him close.
Mystery: You are my best friend!
Alex: Uh-huh.
Mystery: If I'm dying, you're dying with me. Ain't no choice.
Alex looks at Jack.
Alex: Should we tell her or-?
Jack breaks out into laughter. Mystery is confused.
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(Context: The teacher had groups make a product and an ad for it. They got to choose who they wanted to be with. Alex, Mystery, and Jack got in a group together and got to work. This is the end result.)
Mystery: Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad because that family is enjoying a picnic together while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry?
While speaking, she picks up the product made.
Mystery: This is a great time to try "Mind Your Own Fucking Business". With "Mind Your Own Fucking Business" you will be able to grow the fuck up and act like a decent fucking human being. Our patented technology allows you to pull your head out of your ass and see the world beyond the brim of your MAGA (couldn't come up with an a new name so sticking with this) hat.
Jack comes up beside Mystery and speaks.
Jack: Hi honey. I saw some black people at the Market today.
Mystery: Did you mind your own fucking business?
Jack: I sure fucking did.
The two fake laugh.
Alex looks at the notes the others provided him. He reads them. It was originally meant to be Jack doing this section, but things changed without his knowledge so he didn't get to learn the lines in time.
Alex: Stop bothering those nice people today with "Mind Your Own Fucking Business". Side effects may include not harassing people, nobody being arrested or executed by higher ups, a general sense of well-being for POC, a lack of scummy fame and/or trolling and coexistence. Please consult your doctor if you are still suffering a piece of shit after taking "Mind Your Own Fucking Business" as the symptoms may be a result of a deeper problem and require further treatment. Now available at a made-up place. The end. How did we do?
Teacher: ...Good enough. An A.
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(Context: Mystery saw a book of insults and stuff along those lines at the Market and took it. She showed it to the other two and said they should read it out loud.)
Jack: These titties are protected by a smoking hot crazy guy and he'll punch you in the throat. They're also very wordy?
Mystery: Strange. Wanna read another one?
Jack: Sure. Buckle up, buttercup. You just flipped my bitch switch.
He hands the book to Mystery to read a line.
Mystery: Yes, I'm a bitch, but not yours.
Alex giggles.
Mystery hands Jack the book back.
Jack: Right, I'm a little smart ass, short and stout. (It's funny bc he's 5'6.) Here is my finger, here is my mouth.
Alex: Eww.
Jack continues.
Jack: When I get all worked up, I will shout. Piss me off, and I'll cuss you out.
He hands it back to Mystery.
Mystery: I'm not the sweet girl next door. I'm the crazy bitch down the street. And you can't understand how many fonts are used? Suck my non-existent dick, bitch.
Jack looks over her shoulder and reads out loud.
Jack: Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest. I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours.
Mystery: Okay. That's great.
Alex: Hey, Mystery.
Mystery: Yeah?
Alex: Twinkle, twinkle little bitch. Mind your business little bitch.
Jack and Mystery both laugh.
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(Context: Competition day. Four teams. Alex, Jack, Mystery, Cake, and one other person remain on their team. They're trying to sneak into the other teams base to take out their "spawnpoint". Things aren't going so well.)
Alex is behind a bush looking at the opposing team base to find a place to sneak in from. Jack is beside him. Cake, Mystery, and the other person were behind a tree, watching. All of a sudden...
Cake: Nenenenenenenene.
Alex whisper yells at her.
Alex: Cake! What the hell are you doing?
Cake: It's my self noise! Nenenenene.
Alex: Shut the fuck up! You're gonna give us caught.
Mystery laughs and joins in.
Mystery: Nanananana.
Alex: Everyone shut the fuck up!
The third person joins in and they're all saying nenenenene.
Jack gets Alex attention and points out that the opposing team were heading their way. Alex nods. Jack turns into a dog and hides deeper into the bush. Alex climbs up one of the trees. He gets up high enough to be hidden. The other three are now fighting against the enemy team while the two make it into the base and take out the "spawnpoint". Somehow, they won despite those three making a ruckus.
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(The end.)
