(So I was planning to do a skit but I wasn't sure what skit to do. When I was going to my brother's room to see what he was doing he was watching this video. I then started thinking, "You know, this could work." And so here we are. Keep in mind that I don't be doing all the lines. Okay? Enjoy.)
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[Alex, Mystery, and Jack decide to have a game night. Let's just say things get out of hand.]
Alex: Ah. I don't- I don't think you wanna start there... Come on!
Mystery: Ah. Ah. Ah. No. Jack! JACK! Ah, shi- No! Come on!
Jack: Shh. Shh. Ahh...
Alex: Hey, man, why would you start at the bottom?
Mystery: It's Jack, that's why. I'm gonna get another cider.
Jack: All right, guys...
Alex: Jesus Christ... Another one, aren't you driving, I'm gonna let Paul know you getting two-turn. (Idk. I think that's what they said.)
Mystery: You're telling, you're dead meat.
Alex: Hahaha.
Mystery: Let's play another game.
Alex: ..Let's see if I can grab one.
Jack: Yeah.
Alex: Let's see what we got.
Jack: Hey, can we play twister?
Alex: I'm not playing twister with you, bro.
Mystery: Chill with the twister, bro, how old are you?
Jack: Old enough?
Alex: Hmm, well there's this, we do have this...
Mystery: What is that?
Alex: Secrets can't hide from The Lie Detector.
Jack: - I'm down.
Mystery: We're not...we're not actually gonna play this game, are we?
Alex: I don't know. Looks fun to me.
Jack: Let's do it.
Mystery: No, let's play poker or something, there's no way I'm playing that game.
Jack: What are you afraid of?
Mystery: This is a kid's lie detector game, this-
Alex: It's not a kid's game, look, read it, it's fun for all ages.
Jack: We're all ages, girl...
Mystery: You think that thing actually works?
Jack: Who cares, girl, you got a secret or something, tryna hide something from us?
Mystery: I know... I know... I'm not gonna play this game.
Alex: Are you afraid of a little bitty lie detector game?
Mystery: No, no, no, no, no-
Jack: Look, it's this or twister or strip poker, girl.
Alex: What's with you and getting naked and twisting? No. We're just gonna play some lie detector games.
Mystery: No... No... No way...
Jack: Oh, yes, we are.
Mystery: I'm not gonna play this-
[Cut to the three playing the game.]
Alex: All right? Okay. Place the lie detector helmets on your head and the magical machine will reveal your darkest secrets...
Jack: Sounds fine.
Mystery: Whatever, just go.
Alex: Okay, I'll go first. Mystery... Did you cry during the Titanic?
Mystery: Absolutely not.
>Buzz<
A&J:*Laugh.
Alex: You cried during the Titanic.
Jack: Look at her secrets poking out of her pockets. (Idk)
Mystery: This thing doesn't work, it clearly doesn't work.
>Buzz<
Mystery: It was like fifteen years ago.
>Buzz<
Mystery: Ten years ago.
>Buzz<
Mystery: Five years ago.
>Buzz<
Mystery: Four days ago!
>Ding<
Mystery: Whatever, Alex. Do you still wet the bed? (Idk folks. Just roll with it.)
Alex: No.
>Buzz<
Jack: Oh god.
Mystery: What?
Alex: I drink, let me explain. I drink lots of water in habits. I have a small bladder. It's a condition.
Jack: A condition? What's the condition called, Alex?
Alex:*Mumbles. (I think the condition is Overactive Bladder or OAB.)
Mystery: What? You don't even know what you're talking about.
Alex: Not funny y'all.
Jack: Cool. Uh... Alex. Can you lick you elbow[s]?
Alex: No.
>Buzz<
Mystery: Why would you lie about that?
Alex: Anyway, my turn. Mystery. Do you have a secret that you don't want anyone to know?
Mystery: Yeah, I guess...
>Ding<
Alex: Oh, you do...? Okay, have you ever... Hmm... I don't know... killed anybody?
Jack: Wow. Dark! You gotta answer it.
Mystery: yEs, I'vE kilLed sOmEoNe bEfOrE!
>Ding<
Everyone:*Quiet.
Mystery: ...In Call Of Duty.
>Ding<
Jack: Oh...
Alex: Mm-hmm.
Jack: My turn. Alex. What's your favorite color?
Alex: Purple.
>Buzz<
Alex: Mystery, were you home on the night of October 3rd, 2017?
[Insert flashback]
Mystery: ...Yeah.
>Buzz<
Mystery: Alex...
[Flashback.]
Alex: Ya, got'em.
(Copy.)
[Insert music]
Mystery: Do you by chance have a job that you've kept undercover?
Alex: No. Nothing comes to mind.
>Buzz<
Jack: Alex, do you like ice cream?
Alex: Yes.
>Ding<
Alex: Mystery, are you a hitman for the Singa Pinga Cartel?
Mystery: ...No.
>Buzz<
Alex: Hmm...
Mystery: Alex... Are you a narc?
Alex: No.
>Buzz<
Jack: Mystery, do you like cupcakes?
Mystery: Yes.
>Ding<
Alex: Mystery. How do you feel about anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law?
Mystery: Feels great.
>Buzz<
Jack: Where did you guys get all the good cards man?!
Mystery: Alex... Do you think you're messing with the same woman right now?
Alex: No.
>Ding<
Jack: Alex, do you-
A&M: Shut up Jack!!! (Nostalgia anyone?)
Alex: Mystery, did you know that there's a team of highly trained intelligence operatives in a van outside your house that has been park there all week?
Mystery: Alex, did you know that I got people watching your people watch me watch you watch me?
Alex: Do you know I have a sniper watching you right now?
Jack: Ah.
Mystery: Yeah, well. Did you know that I have Singa Pingas six best marksmen watching you right now?
Alex: I see where this is going...
Jack: Guys? Guys? Can we just calm down?
Alex: I've got six hundred men. Now look at you, glowing... like one big ol' Christmas light... and it's time to open the gifts.
Mystery: You have a wife named Cake, right?
Jack: Mystery, he's your best friend, stop!
Mystery: No he's not!
>Buzz<
Mystery: He's not my best friend!
>Buzz<
Alex: ...Am I your best friend?
Mystery: No!
>Buzz<
Mystery: Maybe!
>Buzz<
Mystery: Yes, yes...!
>Ding<
Mystery: What about you? Am I your best friend.
Alex: No...
>Buzz<
Alex: You're not!
>Buzz<
Alex: Maybe.
>Buzz<
Alex: Yes.
>Buzz<
Alex: Hell yes!
>Ding<
Alex: But I don't love you with all my heart!
>Buzz<
Mystery: Yeah, well it's not you've always been there for me!
>Buzz<
Alex: But you were my best friend since second grade.
>Ding<
Alex: Stand down boys.
[Alex and Mystery then hug each other.]
Jack: And who's your second best friend?
A&M: Shut up Jack!!!
[Bonus]
Mystery: Cake is my second best friend.
Alex: Can my brother count as a friend?
Mystery: I mean- I guess.
Alex: Then Jackie.
Mystery: Not Jasmine?
Alex: Jackie is just a little bit higher up the friends list since he's my brother.
Mystery: Cool.
Jack: ;-;
(I should've finished this sooner but I didn't. This took so long to type out. It's so late at night. My right hand hurts and so does my neck. Oh well. If you want me to do anything else then tell me. Until then, goodbye!
