(I'm at it again folks. Scarlet is Regina, Alex is Gretchen, Cake is Karen, I am Janis, Jack is Damian and ??? is Cady)
???: Woah. Who is at that table over there?
Jack: Don't look at them, just don't
Jack: We call those three 'The Plastics'. They're shiny, fake and hard
Me: They play their little mind games all around the schoolyard
Jack: They might insult your clothing or make fun of your name
Me: Like they mocked Jen Morecock 'til she burst into flames
Jack: And Ms. Morecock was a teacher
Me: Regina George is the queen bee. She's always dressed up. She always wins Spring Fling Queen. We're just drones that work for her and then die
Scarlet: My name is Scarlet George. And I am a massive deal. Fear me, love me. Stand and stare at me. And these, these are real
Scarlet: I got money and looks. I am, like, drunk with power. This whole school humps my leg like a chihuahua
Scarlet: I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen. I never weigh more than one-fifteen
Scarlet: My name is Scarlet George. And I am a massive deal. I don't care who you are. I don't care how you feel
Me: That's Alex Wieners. He knows everything about everyone
Jack: That's why his hair is so big, it's full of secrets
Alex: Yes, Scarlet. No, Scarlet. Every waking hour. I spend making sure Scarlet... George can stay in power
Alex: If Scarlet is the sun, then I'm a disco ball. 'Cause I'm bright and fun if you've had alcohol
Alex: I rip your secrets out you and bring them to my master. Then I watch Scarlet turn your life a big disaster
Me and Jack: Disaster
Alex: Scarlet is the queen but I'm the head of worker bees. I am seated at her right hand
Jack and Alex: Like a Jewish Prince Jesus
Me: That is Cake Smith. The dumbest person you will ever meet
Jack: I once saw her put the letter "D" in the word "orange"
Cake: My name is Cake. My hair is shiny. My teeth are perfect. My skirt is tiny
Cake: It barely covers my perky honey. My name is Cake. I may not be smart... That's it
Scarlet: Right. We never really do this but how would you like to have lunch with us this week
???: Oh, it's okay, I...
Scarlet: No, no need for you to thank us. There's no need to even speak
Alex: You're new and you don't know things. You need good friends who can tell you what to think. See you here same time tomorrow
Cake: On Wednesday we wear pink
C, A, S: On Wednesday we wear pink
Scarlet: Here's where you belong. Here's where you belong. Here's where you belong. Here's where you belong
Alex(At the same time): Yes, Scarlet. No, Scarlet. Every waking hour. I spend making sure Scarlet... George can stay in power. If Scarlet is the sun, then I'm a disco ball. 'Cause I'm just as bright and fun if you've had alcohol
Cake(At the same time): My name is Cake. My hair is shiny. My teeth are perfect. My skirt is tiny
C, A, S: Wear something nice and grab a tray. 'Cause we don't do this every day. Say here's where you belong
Scarlet: Say
Alex: Say
Cake: Say
C, A, S: Here's where you belong
Scarlet: No, really. Say it
C, A, S: Say here's where you belong!
??? (At the same time): Here's where I belong!
Alex: Come sit with us tomorrow. It'll fetch!
(Done. Took a while but it's done. If you have any suggestions please tell me. Until then goodbye)
