(This was a request that StrawberrySnowcone gave me. The song is called Candy Store from the musical Heathers. ??? is Heather Chandler, Jack is Heather Duke, Scarlet is Heather McNamara, Alex is Veronica and Cake is Martha)
???: Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You've come so far, why now, are you pulling on my dick? I'd normally slap your face off and everyone here could watch! But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice-Listen up biatch
J&S: I like!
???: Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot
J&S: I like!
???: Drinking hard, maxing Dad's credit card
J&S: I like!
???: Skipping gym, scaring him, screwing her
J&C: I like!
???: Killer clothes,
Trio: Kicking nerd in the nose
???: If you lack the balls, you can go play dolls
???: Let your mommy fix you a snack
J&S: Who-o-oa!
???: Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke
???: In my Porsche with the quarterback
Trio: Who-o-oa!
Trio: Who-o-oa!
Trio: Who-o-oa!
Trio: Honey, what you waiting for? Welcome to my candy store! Time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore. Then step into my candy store!
???&S: Guys fall-
Jack: At your feet, pay the check-
Scarlet: Help you cheat
Trio: All you-
Jack: Have to do-
Scarlet: Say goodbye to Shamu
Trio: That freak's-
Scarlet: Not your friend, I can tell in the end
Trio: If she-
Jack: Had your shot
Trio: She would leave you to rot
Scarlet: 'Course if you don't care, fine. Go braid her hair
Scarlet: Maybe Sesame Street is on
???&J: Who-o-oa!
Scarlet: Or forget that creep
Jack: And get in my Jeep
???: Let's go tear up someone's lawn
Trio: Who-o-oa!
Trio: Who-o-oa!
Trio: Who-o-oa!
Trio: Honey, what you waiting for? Welcome to my candy store! You just gotta prove you're not a pussy anymore. Then step into my candy store!
???: You can join the team
J&S: Or you can bitch and moan
???: You can live the dream
J&S: Or you can die alone
???: You can fly with Eagles
J&S: Or if you'd prefer-
???: Keep on testing me
J&S: And end up like her
Cake: Alex look, Ram invited me to his homecoming party! This proves he's been thinking about me!
Alex: ...Color me stoked
Cake: I'm so happy!
Jack: Who-o-oa!
Jack: Honey, what you waiting for-
???: SHUT UP JACK!
???: Step into my candy store!
???: Ohh-Ohh
J&S at the same time: Who-oa! Time for you to prove you're not a lame-ass anymore
Trio: Then step into my candy store!
Trio: It's my candy store, it's my candy-
Trio: It's my candy store, it's my candy-
(??? reaches out her hand)
Trio: It's my candy store
(Alex takes ??? hand and shakes it)
Trio: It's my candy store!
(I did it! I did it! Yay! I hope you guys enjoyed this. If you want to request anything leave it in the comment. Until then goodbye)
