(Kennymcor, SakuraThePanzerOtaku, Mekaleka and StrawberrySnowcone. Enjoy!)
-
Meka: Okay, Jean, be very careful with that. And Strawberry, why don't you put this on the mantel, and kids, this year we have a new tradition!
Jean: What's that, Mom?
Meka: It's called the Elf on the Shelf. Everyday she'll take note of whether you've been good or bad and at night she'll fly off to the North Pole to report to Santa.
Jean: Oh... I'm not sure I like that...
Meka: Oh no! It'll be fun! And the best part is every morning she'll be hiding in a new place and we can go find her!
Strawberry: But where's she going to hide?
Meka: Oh, anywhere Strawberry. She could be hiding... anywhere. I'll put her in the mantel. Have fun kids! *Leaves the room.
Sakura:*Watches them.
Jean: So, you want to play a game or something?
Strawberry: Yeah, Okay.
Jean: How about Risk?
Strawberry: Risk is stupid.
Jean: You're stupid. *Turns around.
Sakura:*Has a notepad and pencil in her hand.
Jean and Strawberry:*Gasp.
Strawberry: She's got a paper and-
J&S:*Speak gibberish then turn around.
Sakura:*Has nothing in her hands and is staring at them.
J&S:*Gasps, speak gibberish and look back.
Sakura:*Gone.
J&S:*Gasp.
Jean: Why do we keep looking away?
Strawberry: I don't know! He could be anywhere watching, waiting for us to slip up, and then bam! No presents. I'm only eight! I can't deal with this level of stress.
Jean: Just calm down! We'll find that little nark and when we do-
Strawberry:*Looks under a pillow. Jean! *Finds Sakura, picks her up (by the phone.) and sees she's holding a phone recording everything they said. Je-
(The cell-phone beeps.)
J&S:*Screams.
Strawberry: She's gathering evidence! Since when did we start living on Communist Russia?
Sakura:*Teleports away.
Jean: We have to- *Notices Sakura isn't in Strawberry's hand. She's gone!
J&S:*Screams.
Jean: Now we have to find her before she reports back to Santa!
Strawberry: Okay! Where are you, you Elvin Gypsy?
Jean: Check the Nativity. I'll check the Poinsettia- The flowers.
Strawberry: Okay! She's- I don't see anything. Is she over there?
Jean:*Looks at the tree and sees Sakura. No. I have no idea. *Grabs Sakura. Where he could be! *Laughs. I got her! Give me some rope and a tiny chair.
Strawberry: What are we going to do?
Sakura:*Teleports away.
Jean: Whatever we have to do!
Strawberry: Jean! *Points to his hands.
Jean:*Looks at his hand to see that Sakura escaped. She's gone again! She escaped by using her witch magic.
Strawberry: Our only hope is to get her out of the house. She can't rat on us if she's not around to witness anything.
Jean: But where is she?
Strawberry: Where are you Santa's little stool pigeon?
Jean: Check the stockings!
Strawberry: Okay! *Checks the stockings.
Jean: Be careful. He looks like he would go for the eyes.
Strawberry: I don't know.
Jean: Where are you?
Strawberry: No. She's not- *Turns around to see Sakura "flying". There he is!
Jean: No! No! No! *Grabs Sakura. I got her! I got her!
Strawberry:*Opens the door.
Jean:*Goes outside. Be gone from this house you mini Edward Snowden! *Throws Sakura.
Strawberry: Jean, are you okay?
Jean: Oh, we're okay!
J&S:*Gasp.
Jean: The nightmare is over.
(They both hug eachother.)
Strawberry: Oh, yay! *Sees Sakura on Jean's back and begins to scream. She's on your back!
Jean: Kill her! Kill her!
Strawberry:*Grabs a gaint candy cane and begins to hit Sakura with it.
Jean: No, no! Die tiny demon! *Falls backwards and breaks the coffee table.
Strawberry: Jean! *Runs up to him. Jean, please!
Meka:*Enters the room to see a mess. What is going on?
Strawberry: We had a hard day!
Jean: It was the shelf elf Mom.
Strawberry: Yeah.
Jean: She knows too much.
Strawberry: If she gets back to Santa we won't have any presents! Is it too late to switch to Hanukkah?
Meka: No. I am so angry at both of you! Why would you trash our house like this? WHAT WERE YOU POSsibly thinking...? *Sees Sakura on top of the mantel holding a notepad and a pencil. Jean, get the rope.
Jean: Yeah.
(Hope you enjoy this. Feel free to recommend things for me to do. Tchau!)
