(StrawberrySnowcone requested me to do a Harry Potter skit. I was going to do a story but didn't know the series well enough to make a story. It took me a long time to find something like a skit. I asked her if it was okay for me to do that and she said this so here we are. Let's get this over with. Also, spoilers.)
Me: There once was a boy named Harry, destined to be a star. His parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar.
(Me: Yo Harry, you're a wizard)
Me: Harry goes to Hogwarts. He meets Ron and Hermione. McGonagall requires he plays for Gryffindor. Draco is a daddy's boy. Quirrell becomes unemployed. The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.
Me: Ron breaks his wand. Now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger. Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber.
Me: Harry blows up Aunt Marge. The dementors come and take charge. Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man and now the prisoner is at large. They use time travel so they can save to prisoner of Azkaban who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather. I don't really get it either.
Me: Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament with dragons and mermaids. Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed! He's back.
Me: Harry, Harry, it's getting scary. Voldemort's back, now you're a revolutionary Harry. Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him? He is forced to leave the school. Umbridge arrives. Draco's a tool. Kids break into the Ministry. Sirius Black is dead as can be.
Me: Split your soul. Seven parts of a whole. They're horcruxes. It's Dumbledore's end.
Me: There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death. But in one final duel between good and bad, he may take his final breath.
(There. I did it. I'm sorry I didn't get done sooner. If you guys want me to do anything else then you know where to go to leave your suggestions. Until then, goodbye!)
