[StrawberrySnowcone requested this. I shall deliver. Me: Who's singing. Jack can't because he's the first "wife" and Scarlet's the "king". Cake: ... Alex: Not me. Me: Not me either. Mystery:*Calls Jackie. Come over. (Five minutes later.) Jackie:*Enters. You called? Alex: Hey, bro. Jackie: Sup. Me: Can you sing this song? *Shows him song. Jackie: ...No... Me: Then who's singing!? Jackie: Get a wheel, write our names, and spin. Me: ...
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Jackie: Alex~. Alex: No! Mystery:*Knocks him out. Jackie:*Smiles. Me: ...Let's get started...] - Alex: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby. Alex: I think we can all agree I'm the ten amongst these threes. Alex: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby. Alex: And ever since I was a child I'd make the boys go wild. Alex: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby. Alex: Take my first music teacher, Henry Manox. I was young, it's true. But even then I knew, the only thing you wanna do is... Mwah-ah. [Roll w/ it.] Alex: Broad, dark, sexy Manox. Taught me all about dynamics. He was twenty-three and I was thirteen going on thirty. Alex: We spent hours strumming the lute, striking the chords, and blowing the flutes. He plucked my strings all the way to G. Went from major to minor. C to D. Alex: Tell me what you need. What you want. You don't need to plead. 'Cause I feel the chemistry, like I get you and you get me, and maybe this is it. He just cares so much it feels legit. We have a connection. I think this guy is different. Alex: 'Cause all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby's touch me, love me. Can't get enough, see. Alex: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby's please me, squeeze me. Bird and the bees me. Run your fingers through my hair. Tell me I'm the fairest of the fair. Playtime's over. The only thing you wanna do is... Mwah-ah. Alex: But then there was another guy, Francis Dereham. Alex: Serious, stern, and slow. Gets what he wants and he won't take no. Passion in all he touches. The sexy secretary to the dowager duchess. Helped him in the office. Had a duty to fulfil. He even let me use his favorite quill. Spilled ink all over the parchment. My wrist was so tired. Still came back the next day as he required. Alex: You see, I'm all you need. All you want, you don't need to plead. 'Cause I feel the chemistry, like I get you and you get me, and I know this is it. He just cares so much. This one's legit. We have a real connection. I'm sure this time is different. Alex: 'Cause all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby's touch me, love me. Can't get enough, see. Alex: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby's please me, squeeze me. Bird and the bees me. You can't wait a second more to get my corset on the floor. Playtime's over. The only thing you wanna do is... Mwah-ah. Alex: Yeah, that didn't work out so I decided to have a break from boys and you'll never guess who I met. Alex: Tall, large, Scarlet the Eight. Supreme head of the Church of England. Alex: Globally revered. Although you wouldn't know it from the look of that beard. Alex: Made me a man in waiting, hurled me and my family up in the world. Gave me duties in court and he swears it's true that without me he doesn't know what he'd do. Alex: You see, I'm all you need. All you want, we both agree. This is the place for me. I'm finally where I'm meant to be. Alex: Then he starts saying all this stuff. He cares so much he calls me 'love'. He says we have this connection. I guess it's not so different. Alex: 'Cause all you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby's touch me, love me. Can't get enough, see. Alex: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby's sieze me, squeeze me. Bird and the bees me. Alex: There's no time for when or how 'cause you've just got to have me now. Playtime's over. The only thing you wanna do is... Mwah-ah. Alex: So we got married. Woo. With Scarlet, it isn't easy. Her temper's short and her mates are sleazy. Except for this one courtier. He's a really nice guy, just so sincere. Alex: The royal life isn't what I planned but Thomas is there to lend a helping hand. So sweet, makes sure that I'm okay, and we hang out loads when the Queen's away. Alex: This guy, finally, is what I want, the friend I need. Just mates, no chemistry. I get him and he gets me, and there's nothing more to it. He just cares so much he's devoted. He says we have a connection. Alex: I thought this time was different. Why did I think he'd be different. But it's never, ever different. Alex: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby's touch me, when will enough be enough, see. Alex: All you wanna do, all you wanna do, baby's squeeze me, don't care if you don't please me. Alex: Bite my lips and pull my hair as you tell me I'm the fairest of the fair. Alex: Playtime's over. Playtime's over. Playtime's over. The only thing, the only thing, the only thing you wanna do is... Mwah-ah.
(I finally finished. Sorry it took so long, I got distracted. If you want more than tell me. Until then, goodbye!)
