[Me: StrawberrySnowcone requested this and deliver I shall. ???, get your ass over here!
???: No!
Jack: Just do it! Get it over with!
???: No! Get Scarlet to do it!
Scarlet: Leave me out of this!
Alex:*Reading the script. Well, you see...
Scarlet: I swear to god.
Me:*Whispers to Alex.
Alex:*Nods, gets up, and knocks out both Scarlet and ???.
Jack: ...
Me:*Smiles. Now... Let's get this over with.
Alex: Agreed. Let's get it over with.]
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Mystery: Grew up in the French court. Oui, oui, bonjour. Life was a chore so-
C,A,J,&M: She set sail.
Mystery: 1522, came straight to the UK. All the British dudes, lame!
C,A,J,&M: Epic fail! Ooh~
Mystery: I wanna dance and sing.
C,A,J,&M: Politics-
Mystery: Not my thing.
C,A,J,&M: Ooh~
Mystery: But then I met the queen and soon my daddy said, "You should try and get ahead!".
Mystery: She wanted me, obviously. Messaging me like every day. Couldn't be better. Then she sent me a letter and who am I kidding, I was prêt á manger.
C,A,J,&M: Ooh~
Mystery: Sent a reply.
C,A,J,&M: Ooh~
Mystery: Just saying 'Hi'.
C,A,J,&M: Ooh~
Mystery: 'You're a nice girl. I'll think about it maybe, XO baby.'
C,A,J,&M: Uh oh.
Mystery: Here we go.
C,A,J,&M: You sent her kisses.
Mystery: I didn't know I would move in with her miser. [Idk if that's right.]
C,A,J,&M: What?!
Mystery: Get a life!
C,A,J,&M: You're living with her husband.
Mystery: Like, what was I meant to do?
Mystery: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said. I'm just trying to have some fun. Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose you head. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. LOL. Say 'Oh well!', or go to hell! I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said. Don't lose your head.
Mystery: Three in the bed and the little one said, "If you wanna be wed make up your mind!" Him or me, chum. Don't wanna be some girl in a threesome. Are you blind?
C,A,J,&M: Ooh~
Mystery: Don't be bitter.
C,A,J,&M: Ooh~
Mystery: 'Cause I'm fitter.
C,A,J,&M: Ooh~
Mystery: Why doesn't it hit him? She doesn't want to bang you. Somebody hang you.
C,A,J,&M: Uh oh.
Mystery: Here we go.
C,A,J,&M: Your comment went viral.
Mystery: I didn't mean it but rumors spiral.
C,A,J,&M: Wow Mystery, way to make the country hate you.
Mystery: Mate, what was I meant to do?
Mystery: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said. I'm just trying to have some fun. Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose you head. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. LOL. Say 'Oh well!', or go to hell! I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said. Don't lose your head.
Mystery: Tried to elope but the Pope said, 'Nope!'. Our only hope was SCARLET. He got a promotion. Caused a commotion. Set in motion the C of E.
C,A,J,&M: The rules~
Mystery: Were so outdated. Us two wanted to get X-Rated.
C,A,J,&M: Soon excommunicated.
Mystery: Everybody chill. It's totes God's will.
Mystery: Scarlet's out every night on the town just sleeping around like, "What the hell?". If that's how it's gonna be, maybe I'll flirt with a guy or three just to make her jel. She finds out and she goes mental. She screams and shouts like, so judgemental. You damned witch. Mate, just shut up! I wouldn't be such a b... If you could get it up.
C,A,J,&M: Uh oh.
Mystery: Here we go.
C,A,J,&M: Is that what you said?
Mystery: And now she's going 'round like, "Off with her head!".
C,A,J,&M: No!
Mystery: Yeah, I'm pretty sure he means it.
C,A,J,&M: Seems it.
Mystery: What was I meant to do?
C,A,J,&M: What was she meant to do?
Mystery: Like, what was I meant to do?
C,A,J,&M: What was she meant to do?
Mystery: No, but what was I meant to do?
Mystery: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said. I'm just trying to have some fun. Don't worry, don't worry, don't lose you head. I didn't mean to hurt anyone. LOL. Say 'Oh well!', or go to hell! I'm sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said. Don't lose your head.
C,A,J,&M: Just go to hell!
Mystery: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said.
C,A,J,&M: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what she said.
Mystery: Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said. Don't lose you head.
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[Sorry it took longer to get out than it should've. I got distracted. I hope you guys like this. If you want to see more than tell me. Until then, goodbye!]
