(I'm doing both speaking lines and lines. Mekaleka, SakuraThePanzerOtaku & StrawberrySnowcone, you guys will be in this... I'm sorry....)
Me: Oh, I just love showing up where I'm not invited
Meka: Can someone tell me who she is?
Cake: It's kinda hard to explain...
Me: What?! No, it's not. You just lack imagination
Sakura: Let's start from the beginning
Me: Adam and Eve bought knowledge for the small price of a little sin
Sakura: They also lost eternal life, but what's fruit without the pits?
Alex: Apples don't have pits
Me: I am the Duchess, and its high time that I drop in
Sakura: And since you haven't puked yet, you'll know they're wrong when they call you sick
Me: It's unicorn horns and dragon tails, Strawberry's dull creativity
J&S: If you want the spectrum A to Z, then you'll need a little help from me
Me: From unicorn porn to rats impaled, I give these thoughts generously
J&S: If you really want to challenge your viewership, then you need to stop limiting me
Meka: What in the shi- have I been drinking?
Alex: It's fine
Cake: It isn't you, these thoughts you're thinking
???: Alright, you've got to stop this guy from singing
Me: I love how hard you try
Sakura: It's so cute!
J&S: Let's resume
Me: Sure, people don't like me much, Meka. But that's only just 'cause I'm honest
Me: Good and bad is all made-up nonsense
Strawberry: Girl, I'm going to whip your butt!
Me: Do you promise?
Sakura: Meka. Speaking of honesty
Me: Recently a snake offered me a morsel from the Tree of Knowledge
Sakura: He said: You're wanting to be more honest?
Me: And be direct dealing with your issues?
J&S: No longer will you deceive yourself about the ugliness within you
Sakura: Neat!
Me: You wanna face facts? I got one!
Me: Your late night thoughts get pretty sick, girl
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Sakura: Even though
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Sakura: Why deny yourself knowledge?
Me: Saaaaay, knowledge of yourself!
Me: You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear old Duchess, you need not feign decency
Me: You see this house on fire?
Sakura: I see it too!
J&S: Cause you got a fiend in me
Sakura: So clap your feet and stomp your hands! And dance off your booty cheeks!
Me: You can bet your bottom, I'll still be around. When all your loved one leaves!
Sakura: Imagine with me
Sakura: Licking the blowhole of a dolphin
Me: Your best bud trapped inside a closet
Me: Your grandma choking on a lozenge
J&S: Your pet dog stuffed into a sausage
Me: These sort of things are only thought in the mind of a man (person) whose soul is truly rotten
Me: So let all your hopes of Heaven be forgotten
Sakura: Cause your heads not in the gutters, pal!
Me: It's in Hell!
Sakura: Hell!
J&S: HELL!
Me: The kind of mind you'd only find in HELL!
(I finished it. Again, I'm sorry if I included you. Feel free to recommend things for me to do. Tchau!)
