(I watched this video the other day and thought, "Hey. This would be fun to do." And so here we are. Let's get into it.)
[Alex and Jackie "agree" to babysit. This is how the night goes.]
Jackie: That's a baby with a gun.
Alex: Baby. With a gun.
Jackie: I'm calling the police... They hung up.
Alex: It's a baby with a gun.
Jackie: Comfort eating. That's just sugar. Aww, it's a baby with a gun!
Alex: Baby...with...gun... Who sent you? Was it Mystery? I'll buy her a new book.
Jackie: Does our insurance cover cover babies with guns? Oh, really?
Alex: GET OUT.
Jackie: How about we trade? I'll give you this, and you give me that. Now, Isn't that bet- oh. I'm really stupid.
Alex: Oh. It's not nice, is it? No, huh? I'm a MAN with a gun, what are you? You're a BABY. You're NOTHING.
Jackie: I'm sorry, that was mean. You don't deserve that. You're young. Just take mine.
Alex: Oh, now it's a baby with two guns.
Jackie: Where's the baby?
Alex: THERE'S the baby. WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE?! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
Jackie: I'm hiding in the fridge, now.
Alex: You know, I kinda want him to shoot me. So when God's like, "Hey, Alex, how did you die?" I can be like, "Oh, I dunno, God, maybe I was shot by A BABY WITH A GUN."
Baby:*Laughs.
Alex: Don't laugh at me. You're sick. You're a sick baby with a gun.
Jackie: Yeah. Not easy, is it?! Not easy to hit a moving target!
Twins: You have to leave.
Baby:*Gurgles.
Jack: Aw, look at this little baby, isn't- OH NO, IT'S GOT A GUN!
[Gun shots are heard being fired.]
Alex: We have to move.
(Bonus)
Jackie: JACK!!!
Alex:*Smiles. Looks like all our problems were solved.
Jackie: My boyfriend might he dead Alex! Not all of our problems have been solved!
Alex: Well my problems are. Goodbye. *Opens a portal, leaves, and closed it.
Jackie: Alex!
[The end. I think I'm going to do this for the voice acting instead. What do you guys think? Have anything else you want to see? Tell me what you want to see. Until then, goodbye!]
