(Guess who's back, back, back. Back again, 'gain, 'gain. With another shitpost yay. Tom is ??? and Alex is the girl. I will only do certain lines)
Alex: ???, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
???: 17 again?
Alex: Yeah
???: Pretty sure it fell in the hole
Alex: What hole? OH MY GOD!!
(Dramatic sting)
Alex: What is that?
???: It's a hole
Alex: Yeah, I can see that. What's it doing there?
???: Well I woke up this morning... *Sips tea. Then there was a hole
Alex: What are you going to do about it?
???: Well I put a rug over it
(Dramatic sting)
???: Yeah it fell in the hole
Alex: Shall we call the police or something?
???: Oh yeah, I called the police yeah
Alex: Well, where are they?
???: They're in the hole
(Dramatic sting)
Alex:Where is your girlfriend?
???: ...
Alex: ???, where is your girlfriend?!
???: She's at work
Alex: Oh, where does she work?
???: In the hole
(Dramatic sting)
Alex: God! How deep even is this thing?!
???: That was my favorite mug...
(Dog falling noise)
???: Now it's in the hole
(Dramatic sting)
Alex: ???, do you even know what this it? Like for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a gateway to hell or... ???
Alex: ???
Alex: ???
???: Hey, what's up I got a snack. *Eats crumpet
Alex: ???, will you please take this seriously
(Monster noise)
Alex:*Screams
(Gun shots)
Alex: What was that?!
???: Hole person
Alex: Where did it come from?
???: 😑
Alex: Right! The hole! Yeah! Dude, why are you so calm about this?!
???: I'm more worried about the space octopus...
Alex: What space octopus?!
Alex:*Screams
???: That one. Oh here it is
(Dramatic string)
???: Oh shit
(Dramatic string)
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(Done with this shitpost. Feel free to ask anymore questions. Until then goodbye)
(Book)
