(Another skit. Yay! StrawberrySnowcone, CameronAndNugget, Kennymcor, SakuraThePanzerOtaku and Deofelkin. Have fun~!)
[HEY KIDS! WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL SHOW'S IMAGINARY FUN LEARNING EMPORIUM-PALOOZA EXTRAVAGANZA HOUR, FOR KIDS!]
Cake: Hello kids. I'm the color red and I brought my friends to teach you about them. They're the colors of all the things you see and red is me, the color of awesome things like hearts, and roses, Mars, but most importantly love, love, love, love, love.
???:*At the same time. Blood, blood, blood, blood blood.
Crowd/Crayons: Hooray!
Scarlet: Hi. I'm orange like mac and cheese. Let's name other orange things now if you please. You got, pumpkins and tiger, and the desert sand, monarch butterflies.
???: Prescription bottles.
Scarlet: Are your orange friend. La la la la la la, cheese!
???: Pills!
Crowd/Crayons: Hooray!
Scarlet: What are you doing?
???: What I was born to do.
Strawberry: As you can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun!
???: Jaundice!
Strawberry: You can find it on a bus or the rays from the sun!
???: Jaundice!
Strawberry: If you ask me yellow's number one-
???: Liver failure.
Strawberry: If you like yellow and sour, then try a lemon
???: Jaundice!
Crowd/Crayons: Jaundice!
Strawberry: Dang it!
Jack: I once at a bug that was the color green, but the ER said it was a poisonous thing. So that explains why I threw up green and inside that green there were chunks of green. I bet you wished you hadn't listened to green.
Crowd/Crayons: Hooray!
Alex: Why didn't you change that one?
???: I liked that verse.
Alex: The ocean is a place where many creatures live.
???: Nightmares
Alex: It's the deep blue sea-
???: And it'll kill you to death.
Alex: And it's mysterious....
???: Especially if you are on Titanic. So let that sink in. Pun intended.
Crowd/Crayons: Hooray!
Cameron: Don't blow this for us man! Come on! Purple is the color of many pretty things from a lilac-
???:*Tazes Cameron.
Everyone:*Screams.
Alex: Dude!
Jack: Hooray!
Sakura: Alex! (Kenny OC)
Alex (Kenny OC): I guess it's my turn. There are brown things like dirt. I, uh, can't remember the words.
???:*Pulls out taser.
Alex (Kenny OC): Please don't hurt... me.
???:*Tazes Alex (Kenny OC).
Everyone:*Screams.
Jack: Hooray!
Sakura: Careful, careful. *Tries to take the taser. White things include-
???:*Stops her. All broken bones.
Sakura:*Running away. And doves and paper and-
???:*Chasing her. And rabie's foam.
Sakura: There's ivORY-
???: Worth a lot of money if you want to buy some then email me.
Jack: Hooray! Hooray!
Scarlet: I don't. No. Yeah.
???: Black is the color of emptiness. I feel it in my soul cause I'm an emotional mess.
Cameron:*Pushes ??? off-stage while screaming.
Everyone:*Screams.
Cameron: Take care of the body! Shove her up a kid's nose or something!
Sakura: Back to normal!
Everyone:*Cheering. Hooray!
Thomas: I'm the last crayon in the box you see and the color that they assign to me is this! *Shows the crayons name (Skin Color). Just think about that for one moment.
Cameron:*Pets Thomas.
Thomas:*Swats his hand away. Get your hands off of me.
(I'm not sorry. Feel free to recommend things for me to do. Until then, tchau!)
