(StrawberrySnowcone requested this. Let's do it.)
Alex: Cake.
Cake: ...
Alex: I want to know.
Cake: ...
Alex: I want to know how you messed up so badly.
Cake: ...
Alex: What did you do?
Cake: ...
Alex: All you had to do was press play.
Cake: ....
Alex: And what did you do?
Cake: ...
Alex: You turned the camera upside down. You also changed it from record to camera.
Cake: ...
Alex: And you might have done other stuff that I don't even know about.
Cake: ...
Alex: How?
Cake: ...
Alex: I'm not mad. Just confused. And somewhat proud.
Cake: Really...?
Alex: Yeah. I'm proud of how badly you messed up.
Cake: Ngh...
Alex: I'm sorry.
Cake: It's okay...
Alex:*Decided to mess with Cake. Don't say it like that. You're making me feel bad.
Cake: I'm sorry!
Alex:*Sigh. My depression. It increased.
Cake: No!
Alex: I want to die.
Cake:*Hugs him. No!
Alex:*Kisses her forehead. I'm messing with you.
Cake: Ngh...
Alex: I'll cuddle with you after I finish fixing whatever you did and redo the shoot to make it up, okay?
Cake: Okay.
Alex:*Fixing the camera. Now run along sweetie.
Cake: Okay. *Leaves.
Jackie:*Watched all of that. Ew.
Alex: Fuck you Jackie.
Jackie: Fuck you too.
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Jackie and Mystery:*Setting up pranks.
Alex:*Walks in on them setting up the pranks. What are you two doing?
Jackie and Mystery: ...Nothing...
Alex: Bullshit.
Jackie: Okay! You got us. We're putting up pranks.
Alex: ...Gets me or Cake and I'm killing you both.
Mystery: Wait, you're letting us do this?
Alex: As long as it doesn't hit me or Cake, then yeah. I'll let you get away with it this time.
Jackie: Yay! Thanks Baby Brother.
Alex:*Leaving the room. Don't call me Baby Brother.
(Everyone but Jackie, Mystery, Cake, and Alex got hit.)
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Scarlet: I dare you to ask Alex if it's alright for you to marry his brother.
Jack: He would kill me before I finish asking him the question!
Mystery: So are you going to accept defeat?
Jack: ...
Scarlet: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Mystery: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Scarlet and Mystery: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Jack:*Gets up and goes look for Alex.
(Mystery: Did he actually forget about his skip?
Scarlet: From the looks of it.
Mystery: Ready to plan the funeral.
Scarlet: Oh yeah.
Mystery: Let's go.)
Jack:*Finds Alex. ... *Walks up to him. Hey....
Alex:*Reading a book. Hey Jack.
Jack: I... have a question.
Alex:*Not looking up from his book. What is it?
Jack: Promise you won't get mad?
Alex:*Puts the book down and looks at Jack. ...What's the question?
Jack: Can I...
Alex: Can you?
Jack: Marry your brother...?
Alex: ...Ten...
Jack: Umm...
Alex: Nine.
Jack: Alex?
Alex: Eight.
Jack: Shit. *Making a run for it.
Alex:*Speaking quickly. Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. *Takes out an axe. Ready or not you're a dead son of a bitch!
(Alex then proceeds to chase Jack with an axe for an hour.)
Jack: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It was a dare!
Alex:*Throws the axe at Jack.
Jack:*Barely manages to dodge it. Ahhh!
Alex:*Stops.
Jack:*Trying to catch his breath. Are you... Are you calm now...?
Alex:*Sits down.
Jack: (Did I actually tire him out?)
Alex:*Closes his eyes.
Jack: .... (Is he actually asleep?) *Gets close to him.
Alex: ....
(Jackie enters the room. He notices the axe stuck in the wall. He then looks over to see Alex sitting down, possibly asleep, and Jack.)
Jackie: So. He chased you with an axe?
Jack:*Walks up to Jackie: Yeah...
Jackie: How long?
Jack: About an hour.
Jackie:*Walks over to Alex. Hmm. And why was he chasing you?
Jack:*Blushing. Umm... I was dared to do something.
Jackie: Which was?
Jack:*Blushing a lot. Ask Alex if it was okay to marry you.
Jackie:*Blushing. I can see why he got so upset.
Alex:*Opens his eyes to see Jackie.
Jackie: Hey.
Alex: ...
Jackie: You doing good buddy?
Alex: I'm fine. *Walks over to the axe and takes it out of the wall.
Jackie: Where did you find that?
Alex: I don't know. I just did.
Jackie: Nice. So Jack told me you tried to murder him again.
Alex: Yeah. I did. I almost got him too.
Jackie: Please leave my boyfriend alone.
Alex: No. You're lucky I even let him date you.
Jackie: True... But-
Alex: I could've killed him on the spot but I didn't.
Jackie: Yeah...
Alex: Plus, consider this payback for what you did when Cake and I started dating.
Jackie: Okay, look I-
Alex: I'm leaving. I'm going to hide this axe so Jasmine won't take it from me. Cya.
Jackie: Bye.
Jack: ...
(Okay I'm done. If you want me to do anything else then tell me. Until then, goodbye!)
