(Recommendation from StrawberrySnowcone.... Hi)
Alex: C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon, Go, go
Alex: C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon, Go, go
Alex: I'm waiting for my porno to load. My head is gonna freakin' explode
Alex: And now, of course, it's time to hit the road. Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
Alex: But that really isn't such a change. If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
Alex: My life would be in utter disarray. 'Cause freaking out is my okay. Good morning time to start the day!
Alex: C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon, Go, go
Alex: C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon, Go, go
Alex: Should I take a bus or walk instead? I feel my stomach filling up with dread
Alex: When I get nervous my whole face goes red. Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
Alex: A junior on the bus is killer weak. But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
Alex: And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak. Ugh, God. I wish I had the skill to just be fine and cool and chill
Alex: I don't wanna be a hero. Just wanna stay in the line
Alex: I'll never be your Rob DeNiro. For me Joe Pesci is fine
Alex: So I follow my own rules. And I use them as my tools to stay alive
Alex: I don't wanna be special, no, no. I just wanna survive
Company: C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon, Go, go
Company: C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon, Go, go
???: So Jenna Roland said Madeline told Jake I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool. And then she lost at pool. Deliberately
Taylor: That is so awesome
???: Taylor!
Taylor: I mean slutty
Jenna: And then Madeline was all like...
???: I'm telling the story, Jenna! Oh my god, he's like totally getting off on that. Ugh
Jacob: Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!
Alex: Sorry, I was just trying to get to...
Jacob: Jakey D! So what's the story with Madeline?
Jake: Oh man, I shouldn't say but it's a good thing I rock at pool
Alex: I navigate the dangerous halls. Focus on a poster there on the wall. Avoiding any eye contact at all. And trying hard to remain unseen
Alex: The poster's closer now, what does it say? It's a sign-up for the after-school play
Alex: It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay and that's not what I need right now
Alex: End scene. I hang a left and there's
Alex: Cake... Cake... Cake... Cake Canigula. Cake...
Cake: Did you say something?
Alex: I...Uh...Eh!
Alex: Well, that was smooth. Yeah, that was super pimp. My Mac Daddy couldn't be more limp
Alex: No time to wallow, no, instead. Just clear your brain and move ahead
Alex: Accept that you're one of those guys who'll be a virgin 'til he dies
Alex: I don't wanna be a baller. Just want some skills to count on. If my nuts were any smaller they would be totally gone
Alex: If I continue at this rate, the only thing I'll ever date is my MacBook Pro hard drive
Alex: I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no. I just wanna survive
Alex: Jack!
Jack: Alex, my buddy. How's it hanging? Lunch is banging. Had my sushi. Got my slushie and more!
Jack: The roll was negimaki and I'm feeling kinda cocky 'cause the girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour
Alex: You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?
Jack: Oh, I'm listening to Marley and the groove is hella gnarly and we're almost at the end of this song
Jack: Yeah, that was the end. Now tell me friend, how was class? You look like ass, what's wrong?
Alex: I wrote Cake a letter telling her how I feel
Jack: That's progress!
Alex: Yeah, I tore it up and flushed it
Jack: Ugh...
Alex: It's still progress!
Jack: It's all good. Hey, I saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!
Alex: That's... Good?
Jack: Evolutions "Survival of the fittest", right? But now, because of technology, you don't have to be strong to survive!
Jack: Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser! Ha! So own it! Why try to be cool when you could be...
Alex: Signing up for the play!
Jack: I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement...
Alex: No! I mean, looks who's signing up for the play!
Alex: Cake...
Jack: Cake...
A&J: Cake... Cake Canigula. Cake... Cake... Cake...
Company: Cake Canigula
Alex: I feel my body moving through the air. See my converse walking over there. Take a shaky breath and I prepare
Alex: Who cares if people think I'm lame. Cake signed, I'll do the same. I grab the pen, I write my name
Scarlet: Gay!
???: I like gay people
Alex: I'm never gonna a be a cool guy. I'm more the one who's left out of all the characters at school
Alex: I am the one who the story's about. Why can't someone just hell me out and teach me how to thrive
Alex: Help me to more than survive!
Alex: More than survive!
Alex: More than survive!
Alex: If this was an apocalypse, I would not need any tips in how to stay alive
Alex: But since the zombie army's yet to descend and the period is going to end, I'm just try my best to pass the test and
Alex: Survive!
Alex: Survive!
Company(At the same time): C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon, Go, go! C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c c'mon, Go, go!
(I did it. This had the most words written in it than Something Part 15 having 733 words. This takes first place having 1010 words. Feel free to recommend things for me to do. Until then goodbye)
