(StrawberrySnowcone recommended this. You know what I realized before making this? I had Alex as Veronica from when I did Heathers last time .-. Just remove the lovey-dovey shit and replace it with a boy who tries to reconnect with his brother (platonic relationship). Let's get started now. I'll keep the lyrics the same bc I feel too lazy to change shit up or whatever.) (-~-)
Jackie: All is forgiven baby! Come on, get dressed! You're my date to the pep rally.
Jackie: You chucked me out like I was trash, for that you should be dead-- But! But! But! Then it hit me like a flash, what if high school went away instead?
Jackie: Those assholes are the key. They're keeping you away from me. They made you blind, messed up your mind. But I can set you free!
Jackie: You left me and I feel apart, I punched the wall and cried-- Bam! Bam! Bam! Then I found you, changed my heart. And set loose all that truthful shit inside. And so I built a bomb. Tonight out school is Vietnam. Let's guarantee they never see their senior prom!
Jackie: I was meant to be yours. We were meant to be one. Don't give up on me now. Finish what we've begun. I was meant to be yours.
Jackie: So when the high school gym goes boom! With everyone inside-- Pchw! Pchw! Pchw! In the rubble of their tomb, we'll plant this note explaining why they died!
Everyone but Alex: We, the students of Westenburg High will die. Our burnt bodies may finally get through to you. Your society churns out slaves and blanks, no thanks. Signed, the students of Westenburg High. Goodbye.
Jackie: We'll watch the smoke poor out the door. Bring marshmallows, we'll make s'mores! We can smile and cuddle while the fire roars!
Jackie: I was meant to be yours. We were meant to be one. I can't make it alone. Finish what we've begun.
Jackie: You were meant to be mine. I am all that you need. You carved open my heart. Can't just leave me to bleed.
Jackie: Alex! Open the--open the door, please. Alex! Open the door. Alex! Can we not fight anymore? Please, can we not fight anymore. Alex, sure, you're scared, I'll be there, I can set you free. Alex, don't make me come in there. I'm going to count to three! One! Two! Fuck it!
(Then Jackie kicks down the door and we see Alex just HANGING around in his room. *Gets out of my pile of blankets and runs up to you getting very close to your ears and whispers, "Pun intended," while smiling and then I go back to the blankets.)
Jackie: Oh my God. No. Alex... Please don't leave me alone. You were all I could trust. I can't do this alone.
Everyone but Alex: Still I will if I must.
TM (Twins Mother): Alex? I brought you a snack.
(Jackie hears their (or Alex's?) mother and leaves. The twins mother then enters the room.)
TM: Alex?
(Then she sees Alex just HANGING around.)
TM: AAAAAAHHHHHH!
(Alex then reveals it was all fake and runs up to her, trying to calm her down.)
Alex: Oh my God! No! No! Nooooooo! Mother! (Is that what she says?) Noooo! No! I'm so sorry! It's just a joke! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
TM: It's not funny!
(Finished. This has some... bloopers... If you want me to do anything else then tell me what you want. Until then, goodbye!)
