(I'm at it again. I couldn't resist doing this. I really couldn't. This is Alex and Jackie's relationship in a nutshell basically.)
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Alex: It's not easy having yourself a good time. Greasing up those bets and betters. Watching out they don't four-letter.
Jackie: Fuck and kiss you both at the same time. Smells like something I've forgotten. Curled up, died, and now it's rotten
Jackie: I'm not a gangster tonight. Don't wanna be a bad guy. I'm just a loner baby. And now you've gotten in my way.
Jackie: I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh, you'll probably go to heaven. Please don't hang your head and cry. No wonder why my heart feels dead inside. It's cold and hard and petrified. Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride.
Alex: It's a bitch convincing people to like you. If I stop now call me a quitter. If lies were cats you'd be a litter. Pleasing everyone isn't like you.
Jackie: Dancing jigs until I'm crippled.
Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled.
Alex: I've got to hand it to you. You've played by all the same rules. It takes the truth to fool me. And now you've made me angry.
Alex: I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh, you'll probably go to heaven. Please don't hang your head and cry. No wonder why my heart feels dead inside. It's cold and hard and petrified. Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride.
Jackie: Oh, I could throw you in the lake.
Alex: Or feed you poisoned birthday cake.
Twins: I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.
Jackie: Oh, I could bury you alive but you might crawl out with a knife and kill me when I'm sleeping. That's why-
Twins: I can't decide whether you should live or die. Oh, you'll probably go to heaven. Please don't hang your head and cry. No wonder why my heart feels dead inside. It's cold and hard and petrified. Lock the doors and close the blinds, we're going for a ride.
(Lol. Tell me what you want next. Until then, goodbye!)
