StrawberrySnowcone suggested this. Let's get to it!
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Jack: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Alex: You're a hazard to society.
???: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Jack: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Alex: What?
Jack: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.
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???: We're playing scrabble and it's a nightmare.
Cake: What are you talking about? Scrabble is fun!
Jack: Not when you're playing with Alex, it's not. He puts words like, "ephemeral" and I put, "dog".
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Cake: What are friends with benefits?
Alex: ...A very special type of friends...
Cake: Umm... like us?
Alex:*Chokes.
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Jack: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Alex: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Jasmine: I recorded the dumb stuff.
???: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Cake: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Alex: How do Jack and ??? usually get out of these messes?
Jasmine: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one. *Takes a sip of water.
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???: Alex, open up!
Alex: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Cake: No, she meant-
Jack: Let him finish.
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Jasmine: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone: ...
Cake: I did it, I broke it.
Jasmine: No. No, you didn't. Scarlet?
Scarlet: Don't look at me, look at Jack.
Jack: What? I didn't break it.
Scarlet: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Jack: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!
Scarlet: Suspicious.
Jack: No, it's not.
Taylor: If it matters, probably not, ??? was the last one to use it.
???: Liar! I don't drink coffee!
Taylor: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
???: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Taylor!
Cake: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Jasmine.
Jasmine: No! Who broke it?
Jack: Alex has been awfully quiet...
Alex: Really?! Oh my god!
[Everyone begins to argue.]
Jasmine: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
(It's the end. Feel free to recommend things for me to. Until then, goodbye!)
