(Yep. I'm back at it again. ??? Is the security guard. Friend is Springtrap. Cake is Phantom Freddy. I am Phantom Foxy. If you don't want to read this then watch the video or do both instead. I will only do the lines)
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???: Hmm. Well shit
Friend in the distance: Security guard! Where are you?!
???: You ain't touchin' my buns... hun
???:Oh god dammit
Friend: When I'm done with you your face will look like mashed potatoes
???: Yeah whatever man
(Balloon boy sound)
Friend: Okay I'm gonna go find that child, but then I'm going to kill you!
???: Okay bye! Happy travels! Haha
???: Okay let's see here...
???: NYEAH
Friend: There was no child in there!
???: Double check
(Balloon boy sound)
Friend: I know you're messing with me!
Friend: Where's that child? WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT!?
???: Dude! I don't know! Just um... uh...
???: Cake's behind you...
Friend: Cake?
Cake: Hello! :D
Friend: Hello, Cake...
???: Hi, Cake!
Cake: Hi, security guard!
Friend: Cake, don't talk to this person, she's an asshole
Cake: AHH! PROFANITY!
Friend: Cake... She's hiding a child somewhere and she won't show me where
Friend: Do you know what that means?
Cake: ...
Friend: We can't throw a birthday party, Cake
Cake: NO!
Friend: YES!
Friend: We need to find them Cake! They want birthday Cake
Cake: I'll do my best Ma'am!
Friend: Stop reading fanfics! They're confusing you!
Friend: I'm starting to think there is no child
???: You just got to look harder, man
Friend: THAT'S IT FUCKER, I'm coming in there!
(Balloon boy sound)
Friend: Bit first I'm gonna do one final check to make sure that child doesn't exist
???:*Scoffs. This job is a total joke
???: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?
Me: Hello! :D *Jumpscares ???
???:*Screams
Friend: Oh, this is my chance to catch her by surprise
Friend: HAVE AT THEE!
Friend: AH MY FUCKING KNEE!
???: GET CROWBARRED BITCH
???: Thanks for the crowbar, Author
Friend: Author! WHAT THE FUCK!
Me: I don't know. I'm bored!
???: Hey Friend
Friend: WHAT!
???: Do you hear that?
(6 am bell chimes)
Friend: Oh, go fuck yourself
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(I could've finished this early but due to the fact that I was disturbed so many times it took longer. Thank you for reading. Feel free to ask anymore questions. Until then goodbye)
(From book)
