Two little Demon's

FUCK!

(Okay, baby moments are getting Boring, Hana is now 5 years old and Tenko is 1)

~Narrator's POV~

It was a quiet day in the shigaraki household... And maybe loud, Hana was running around screaming while kurogiri and sako tried to catch her, and Tenko was crying every time his father wasn't in his SIGHT! "OH MY FUCKING GOD! TENKO! WHAT DO YOU WANT" shigaraki yelled, "da... Da" Tenko said, as he made grabby hands. "Baby, I think your son loves you way too much" Nao laughed, "see now uh-uh! This shit isn't funny! He's been on my ass since he turned one!" Shigaraki yelled, as he picked up Tenko and stomped out the kitchen. But once he was out of the kitchen, a naked little Hana ran super sonic speed right past him, along with kurogiri and sako following behind with her clothes, "HANA! JUST PUT THE CLOTHES ON! YOUR NOT ALLERGIC TO CLOTHES!" Kurogiri yelled, "YOU JUST ROLLED IN POISON IVY!!!!" Sako yelled, followed by Shigaraki lookin confused and Tenko Giggling. "You see this son? This is why you don't roll in poison ivy" shigaraki said, as Tenko slightly nodded, "how the fuck can you understand me?!" Shigaraki said, he walked into the living to watch TV since his son won't let him be alone for just 5 seconds.

But with Shigaraki, watching TV wasn't easy, Tenko always wanted to watch SpongeBob, and he'd always babble random shit that no one will ever understand cause they know that they can't speak baby... Well expect for Hana. "Have you ever just wondered... Why some of all these characters cry are so weird, I mean look at SpongeBob, he is a legit FUCKING WATER SPRINKLER!" Shigaraki yelled, while Tenko was just sitting there starring at his father. Shigaraki soonly notices and pauses the TV, "and see! Your not even watching! Your just starring at me with your crazy red eyes!" Shigaraki yelled, as Tenko was still casually sitting there... Starring. "Here... Suck on your pacifier" shigaraki said, as he slowly grabbed Tenko pacifier necklace, and put it in Tenko's mouth. Tenko began to suck on his pacifier, but still starring. "Hey babe! How do you get your baby to stop starring at you!?" Shigaraki yelled, as he faced the kitchen where Nao was. "I don't know! Just distract him with something!" Nao yelled back, as shigaraki looked back at Tenko, who was still starring like a creepy BASTARD.

"I get a feeling that you will never leave me alone, correct?" Shigaraki said, nonchalantly, but Tenko thankfully stopped starring as kurogiri, sako, and Hana walked into the living room. Tenko looked at Hana and quickly moved but ended up almost falling off the couch, after shigaraki caught him, shigaraki sat him back down to where he can't fall, while kurogiri and sako flopped down on the couch, Hana climbed up beside Tenko. "AH! VANA!" Tenko yelled, as he crawled into Hana's lap and gave her a big hug, it surprised Hana but she hugged back. "Hi Tenko!" Hana said, as she played with his shiny white hair. "Aw, so cute... If these two weren't so fucking difficult! FUCK!" Shigaraki said, as he slid down the couch. The kids then averted their attention to their father, The little babies red demon lookin eyes began to light up as they found out a new word. Shigaraki noticed they were starring at him, but then he also realized what he said. "N-no No! NO NO! DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!" Shigaraki said, as he quickly sat to face them both.

They both looked up, annnnd, "FUCK!" They said... 😏