Understand [Akatsuki Kittens]

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"Hmmph," Hana grunted. "Why can't I get a cool red eye like Naomi? You expect me to accept that I have a boring white eye?" She crossed her arms and looked at the byakugan.

Obito sighed. "Yes. Byakugan will be more useful for you. Because you don't have as much chakra as Naomi, you will be learning taijutsu and byakugan is better for taijutsu users."

"Obito is right," Naomi informed, nodding. "You will be less powerful with a sharingan because you probably won't be able to control it."

"Hey!" Hana pointed her index finger at Naomi. Then she pointed to herself with her thumb. "I'm very powerful and can do anything!"

"Yeah. You can't cook an egg," Naomi stated.

Hana's head grew red. "Hmph! You're wrong!" she yelled at Naomi unconfidently and it was obvious her voice was shaking a little. Naomi sighed.

"Wait, does Obito even have any byakugans?" B asked.

"Eh, probably not, but plot armor." N responded.

"Umm... could you not interrupt?" Obito asked.

"Sorry. I'll go. Come on, ya bongo/noogieman," they said in unison as they left.

"Alright, fine, I'll take the white eyes. But I only want one, because I like my green eyes," Hana decided. "Green eyes are extremely rare in the Toga family. Normally, they have golden eyes."

"Alright, I'll implant it in one of your eyes. Would you like it on your left or right side?" Obito asked. "I think you should do it on your right side, as that side has black hair, while the other side is white." Naomi nodded in agreement.

"Wait, WHAT?!?! My hair is not brown with a pink streak?" Hana asked, thoroughly confused.

"No, it's not," Naomi responded.

"Oh no, I guess I turned into a cow so much that my hair split in two colors." Hana sighed and tugged at her hair. "At least I don't have four legs. Or four stomachs. Or four-"

"Yeah, you should stop right there," Naomi cut off, as Obito sweatdropped in the background.

"Oi!" Hana shouted. "I don't have four legs!"

Naomi sighed. "You have four stomachs though."

Hana puffed up her cheeks with air and glared at Naomi. When her face turned purple from not enough air she gasped and then started rambling at Naomi. "Here's an example of me not having four stomachs. I have never eaten exactly three hundred forty-seven pies, all apple pies except sixty-three were cherry and ninety-four were pecan, at a fair in the park we live next to five months, seventeen days, twenty two hours, twenty-one minutes and four seconds ago."

Naomi looked unimpressed at her. "Actually, you did exactly but 6 seconds ago, not four."

Obito's eyes widened.

"But more stomachs doesn't mean you can eat more. It just means your stomach has four chambers and the food processes slower," Naomi informed. "You're just fat."

Hana pouted. "No fair!" Hana complained in a sassy voice. She dug her fists into her hips, squishing her stomach and let go when it started to hurt. "Fine." She looked to her side, glaring at the wall as if it was the one that called her fat. "You're mean." She paused for a second, trying to think of a way to insult Naomi back.

"Are you going to take the byakugan or not?" Obito asked.

Hana turned her head to Obito, still looking at the wall and crossed her arms. She grumbled and stuck out her tongue. "Fine." Suddenly, her eyes popped open like she just realized something important. And she did. "What will I do in the next two weeks of healing though? It'll be sooo boring," she said, stretching out the word "so", making sure that everyone heard it well.