[✓] 𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄 . suna rintarou

37. haha, just kidding

narrator's pov.

"oi."

you groaned, pulling the pillow out from under your head to cover it so he couldn't reach your face. "oi," he poked your arm.

"what is with you and poking? it's seven am," you rolled over to face him.

"morning," he smiled.

"are you not hungover?"

"no, my headache makes me want to die." he flipped the covers off of him and opened the door, "i'm gonna go get advil, i'll be back."

you lied there confused until ami walked up to the doorway, "morning!"

why are the two that drank their weight in water last night more awake than you?

"morning, ami," you smiled tiredly.

"how was your sleep?"

you nodded, "it was good, this bed is comfortable."

"it's definitely worn in."

"what's worn in?" rin walked up behind ami.

"your bed," she smirked.

he pushed her out of the doorway, "go away, little shit." he rolled his eyes and shut the door then walked up to open the curtains.

"i need to shower," you sat up, staring around the room.

"wow, what a fun coincidence! so do i."

"wouldn't your mom or ami notice there are two people in the shower?"

he shook his head, "mom's out i think ami's going for a run."

"a RUN? after HEAVILY DRINKING?"

"you don't go for runs after drinking?"

"i just don't go for runs," you replied.

"you're weird," he said. "let's shower."

"and brush our teeth," you added as you grabbed his hand and walked out of the room.

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"rin, move!"

"no."

you leaned against the wall of the shower, "it's cold, let me have the water."

"but then i'm cold, i don't want to be cold!"

you narrowed your eyes and furrowed your brows, "you're taller than me, i don't block all the water."

"you're not that much shorter than me, you'll still block water," he said.

what's worse than rintarou taking all of the water was that he didn't even shower with the water hot enough to produce steam. "my entire coochie feels like it's gonna fall out, at least make the water hot," you complained.

"you want it too hot."

you shuffled over to the glass door, placing a hand against his back. "i am leaving this shower."

"no, come back," he tugged on your arm.

"let me have the water, rin!!"

he placed his hands on your cold shoulders and turned around so you were standing directly underneath the water. "happy?"

you turned the water heat up to high and actually got to enjoy the shower.

when you got out, however, it was a different story. you went to grab the towel that was slung lazily over the towel rack, but when you took a step backwards, you slipped over a puddle of water left by your boyfriend who was standing by the door laughing.

"i feel like i just broke all the bones in my body," you whined, securing the towel around you.

"okay, okay," he laughed, extending his hand to you to help you up properly.

reaching out to grip onto it, you realised how sore your wrist was from trying to break your fall. you winced and he stopped laughing.

"are you okay?" he asked.

you groaned, "my wrist hurts really bad."

his arms slid around you and helped to lift you up at sit you on the edge of the bathtub as he inspected your wrist. "did you land on it?"

"yeah," you replied. "ow, don't bend it like that."

"shit, i'm sorry."

"rin, i'll be fine. let's just go get changed, yeah?"

"don't slip again," he said, pointing to another small puddle of water as he held the door open for you.

after you'd gotten back to his room and gotten changed, you sat on his bed again, holding onto your wrist.

"still hurts?"

you nodded and mumbled a quiet "mhm," still staring down at your wrist.

rintarou began rummaging through one of his drawers and pulled something out. you looked up when he sat in front of you and carefully took your wrist into his lap.

"what are you doing?"

"i'm gonna tape your wrist," he told you as his fingers worked to roll the bandage over your hands first.

"you don't have to, i'll be f-"

"if you say that you're going to be fine one more time, i'm kicking you out."

you shut up and let him keep doing what he was doing. "too tight?"

"nope."

he finished up and you sighed, smiling. "thank you, rin."

his hand ran gently along your sore wrist. "can you move your fingers?"

you brought your hand up to his face. "yes, i can," you replied as your fingers trailed down his jawline.

his eyes lit up as he sat an inch away from your face, "we should go to the library!!"

"you have a whole girl on your bed and you want to go to the library?" you narrowed your eyes, "i love you so much right now."

"nah, you love libraries, fuckin' nerd."

"you suggested it!" you flicked his forehead.

he shrugged, getting up to grab his wallet from his disorganised desk. "i suggested it because i'm like 90% sure you're sexually attracted to books."

"i'm sexually attracted to fictional characters," you replied. "there's a difference."

"they're not real, you can't be sexually attracted to something that isn't real," he argued.

you picked up your phone and slid it into the pocket of your jacket. well, his jacket. "i'm sexually attracted to you."

he laughed at you, thinking about how much of an idiot you were. "yeah, sure, i'm not real."

"i don't know..."

"you're gonna give me an existence crisis, stop it."

"i'm pretty sure it's 'existential crisis'," you laughed.

he shook his head and held up his hand, "no, i mean what if i don't exist??"

"of course you don't, you're all a part of my imagination. you only exist because i lack affection in my real life and i use the idea of you as a form of escapism from the loneliness and stress i experience in my real world," you glared.

"WHAT?"

"haha, just kidding," you kissed him on the cheek. "let's go!"

author's note - unedited
i rushed this, can you tell i've done that for like the past 5 chapters ...❤️ #2:35am #iwrotethewristthingbecauseitshottoimagine #butalsobecauseifuckedupmywrist