[✓] 𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐒 𝐒𝐎 𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐄 . suna rintarou

42. the birds and the bees

narrator's pov.
campus cafe.

you walked back to the table you were studying at with your friends. "that was like the fifth time you went to the bathroom," yukie said as she sipped on her coffee.

"i stay hydrated," you sat down? shrugging.

"what if you're pregnant?" yukie theorised.

"ew, don't even say that," kaori grimaced. she never wanted kids.

you dismissed yukie's thought immediately, "i'm on the pill."

yukie hummed, "well, sometimes it's not super effective."

"yeah, but i use it perfectly. 7:34 every night, never miss it."

kaori continued typing on her keyboard, "that's so... specific."

"you've been moody, y/n, i'd check if i were you," yukie suggested.

you scoffed a laugh, "that's just because i have pms, right?" they were silent. "right?"

"have you missed a period?"

you sat up straight, "okay, yeah, but sometimes periods are delayed due to stress!"

the table was silent again.

you were in complete denial, "you're not telling me i've been spending a quarter of my pay on birth control and it might not even be working. i can't be pregnant."

"what if suna has like super strong sperm?" kaori blurted out as if she'd cracked the code.

you quickly began peeling a mandarin to stress-eat, "i don't know if that's- is that how it works?"

"okay, let's be realistic, how often do you do it?" yukon asked.

"i don't know, like often?" you replied, fumbling with the fruit in your hands awkwardly.

"how many rounds?" kori continued.

you were a little embarrassed talking so openly about your sex life, "why is this necessary?"

"sperm lives inside you for like five days," yukie told you.

"wait, what? so i just have a bunch of sperm inside me right now?"

"yeah, you little freak," she said.

"this is a fun conversation," keiji chimed in.

"so fun," akinori added.

they had been sitting there for the entire time, just listening to the three of you.

"oh gosh, i forgot you were both here."

keiji bit into his bagel and nodded silently while akinori added that "abstinence is the only birth control that is 100% effective."

"you should take a test, y/n," yukie advised.

"i don't want to," you groaned.

"you can't get an abortion if you're too far along," kaori told you.

yukie nodded, "yeah, it's illegal."

"i don't even know if that's what i would want."

kaori stared at you as though you were out of your mind to even think of that. she couldn't imagine having a child ever, let alone at nineteen.