Vines & Knives

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"This is it. Goodbye, cruel world!" Harley yelled.
"Can it, Harley" Cap said.
"We will escort you crazies back to your cells" one officer said.
"I don't think so" a woman behind the officers said.
Suddenly, the officers were being trapped in roots and vines, being pulled into the ground.
"Harley Quinn, what the hell have you gotten yourself into?" Poison Ivy said.
"Red!" Harley yelled, as she ran to Ivy and hugged her.
"Pamela" Slade said.
"Wilson, how are you?" She said.
"Good"
"I'm gonna ignore that and hug you again" Harley said, and hugged Ivy again.
"What the hell are you doing?" Ivy asked.
"Well, me and these people are part of this squa..."
"Harley!" Shiva yelled.
"Oops, sorry, Red. Can't tell"
"Well, ok then. Look, I'm trying to escape so I'm gonna go..." Ivy said.
"You can come with us! We're just on our way to Crane to look for a bomb and extract it" Harley said.
"Damn it, Harley!" Floyd said.
"Oh, whoops"
"You look like you could use some help. I am immune to Jonathan's fear toxin"
"How did you know the bomb was a fear toxin bomb?" Shiva asked.
"Crane's a blabbermouth. What he doesn't say is where it is"
"And you don't care about if it harms people or anybody?!" Shiva yelled, clenching her fists.
"Why should I? Gotham deserves chaos. They are a bunch of pathetic, nature killing, meat sacks anyway. Except Harley" Ivy said, squinting at Shiva.
"Maybe it's best if we part ways here and now" Shiva muttered.
"Yeah, wouldn't want to destroy the place, right?" Ivy replied.
"Not like it would take a long time" Shiva said.
"OK! BYE IVY SEE YA IN HANUKKAH! HAVE A SAFE TRIP SEE YA SOON OKBYE" Harley said, pushing Shiva and Ivy away from each other.
"You're welcome, Harls. Bye, Slade" Ivy said strolling down the hall.
"Ahh, she's a good kid" Harley whispered.
"You have no idea" Slade muttered.
"Did I just say that out loud?"

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