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Christmas singing <3 - yelena

a/n this is a tiktok sound but i think it's hilarious pahaha

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y/n pov:
Christmas is my favourite time of year, especially so i can wind up my best friend Nat. i sing normal Christmas songs with a, sexual twist you could say.

i walked into the main room in the avengers compound to see; Wanda, Nat, Tony, Steve, Clint, Bucky and Sam. "i love Christmas" i exclaimed to everyone and they all hummed in agreement. "hey Nat" i said smirking. "don't you dare-" she started but i cut her off by saying. "hey Jarvis, can you play y/n's Christmas backing track playlist"

"here it comes" Clint chuckled. "every year" Wanda said giggling. "shhh she's about to start" Tony shushed. "yes miss y/l/n, playing y/n's Christmas backing track playlist"

and it started.

"pulling down her pants" i started. "y/l/n your pushing you luck" Nat said, but that didn't stop me. "yanking off my own, underneath the mistletoe i'll make your sister moan" i sang. "go y/n" Wanda cheered me on. "oh Yelena's hot, Yelena's hot, we'll go all the way!" i finished, earning a cheer from everyone else. "i get it you sleep with my sister, but give it up" Nat said. "it's been 4 years in a row i've done it, Christmas is all about tradition, i can't break it" i said, then skipped to the kitchen.

*the next day*
i walked into the Avengers Compound gym and saw Nat, Clint and Pietro. they didn't seem to be training, so i started. "hey Jarvis, play y/n's Christmas backing track playlist please" i asked the AI. "yes, playing y/n's Christmas backing track playlist" he replied. "y-" Nat started but i already began. "i wish i could see her naked" i sang. "i wish i could see her naked" Pietro danced as i sang. "i wish i could see her naked and down on all fours" i finished then bowed. Clint and Pietro clapped and Nat just rolled her eyes.

my job here was done.

*a week later*
it's been so hard to sing for Nat, because Yelena has been around her. But that was until i walked into the main room and it was everyone except Yelena. "hey Jarvis-" the AI cut me off by saying. "already playing it miss
y/l/n"

"nat has a little sister, gets hotter every day" i sang, but Nat didn't seem bothered, to be honest she seemed to have a smirk on her face. "and if i ever see her with her boobies i will play" i sang, i was about to do the last part before everyone burst out laughing. "what is it?" i asked. "i love you too y/n" shit. i know that voice. "Lena?" i turned around and she was poring herself a cup of coffee in the kitchen area. i went bright red. "i said, i love you too" she said sipping the coffee. "i- i love you t-oo" i mumbled. "i've got to- to go" i said practically running out the room.

Nat pov:
"that should shut her up" i said and everyone laughed. "i love y/n's singing" Yelena said. "suck up" Pietro exclaimed

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a/n i found this funny so i hope you enjoyed :))