Annihilation.......... (Mecha Godzilla reader X RWBY) {COMPLETED]

Short #3: Malk

Weiss walks into a kitchen while Maria and Y/N are sitting at a table.

Weiss: Hey Y/N, you got anything to drink?

Y/N: Yeah, in the fridge

Maria: Weiss, can you pass me a glass of malk?

Weiss looks at Maria with a raised eyebrow.

Weiss: They don't have any malk but I can get you a glass of milk.

Y/N: That's what she just said

Maria: Yeah, I want some milk

Weiss: No- you're saying it wrong- you're saying malk! Like it's a disease.

Y/N: *laughs* How do you say it?

Weiss: I say it the way everyone oughta say it. Milk.
M-I-L-K.

Y/N: Yeah, like 2 percent.

Maria: Right, like whole malk

Weiss: No no no no no- say milkshake

Maria: Milkshake

Weiss: Now say milk

Maria: Malk

Weiss looks at Maria in disbelieve and then at Y/N.

Weiss: Are you hearing this?

Y/N: Yeah, she wants a glass of mulk

Weiss: Mulk!?

Y/N: Give her the milk Weiss!

Autumn: Y/N, shut up. I'm trying to sleep.

Y/N: Sorry mom....

The footsteps of Autumn walking away is heard.

Maria: WEISS! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK!

Weiss: Why are you yelling at me?

Y/N: Just give her the friggin mulk!

Weiss: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Maria: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK WEISS!

Weiss: NO! YOU'RE SAYING MALK! HE'S SAYING-

Maria: MALK!~ MAAAAALK~~~ MOOOOOOOOOO-

Weiss: SHUT UP! SHUT! UP!

Weiss pulls out a gun and aims it at herself. Everyone else pulls out their own guns.

Y/N: OI! PUT THAT DOWN!

Maria: DON'T-DON'T DO IT WEISS!

Weiss: You're gonna shoot me if I shoot mysef!? That doesn't make any sense!

Y/N and Maria pause for a second and look at each other. They then put their guns to their own heads.

Maria: WEISS OUT IT DOWN! PUT THE GUN DOWN! WEISS, PUT THE GUN AWAY!

Y/N: WEISS PUT IT DOWN NOW!

Weiss: I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!

Maria: *cries* YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME! YOU'RE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!

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Weiss: *On the phone* Then after that, we pull the trigger, all of us.

Maria: No, we're not filming something like that.

Weiss: Why not?

Maria: It's so dark, Y/N is too serious for that too.

Maria opens a can of beans and put it in front of some rats.

Maria: Listen uh, I'll have to call you back. I'm really busy.