I can't sleep
So, instead of trying to sleep, I did this.
---------- ☆~°+*¤ | No Need To Thank Me | ¤*+°~☆ ----------
"Hey Bakugou! Wanna come to my place for dinner tonight?" Kirishima asked as school was ending for the day.
"That's a bit out of nowhere, but sure."
"Wow I, uh, didn't expect you to say yes...!" Kirishima nervously laughed to himself. "D-does 5pm work for you?"
"Yeah, that works." Bakugou responded. "By the way, why are you so nervous right now?"
"I'm not! You must be imagining things!" Kirishima insisted. "Alright, bye! I'll text you my address later!" And with that, he ran off...
Kirishima had actually hoped that Bakugou would decline.
When Bakugou arrived, he couldn't help but think he got the address wrong. Regardless, he knocked on the door and waited for a response.
Soon after, the door was opened... by a young girl with black hair and red eyes.
"Who are you?" She asked.
"Yeah, I probably read the address wrong." Bakugou said to himself.
"Well if you're at the wrong place, then get out of here." She angrily said.
"Meruto! Don't be so rude to someone you just met!" Bakugou heard a familiar voice yell. "Sorry about that, sir. Anyways, I heard you got an address wrong?" The person walked to the front door, which made him realize that this was exactly the right address. "If you're lost, I could point you in the right direct- oh, Bakugou! Y-you're here...!"
"Yeah, it's 5pm, a little past that actually." Bakugou said.
"I-is it? Sorry, I was pretty busy this afternoon, the time kinda slipped away from me!" Kirishima forcefully laughed. "Come in, I'll introduce you to my sisters, and you can keep them busy while I make dinner!"
"WHAT AM I, A BABYSITTER?!" Bakugou angrily asked. "I'll do it, but I'm here for a date, not a glance into my future."
"Sorry, and thank you..."
"Wow, this is... bad." Bakugou said after walking inside the house.
"Yeah, I didn't get a chance to clean before you came over." Kirishima admitted. "You're lucky my dad's not home yet! Things would be a lot worse if he was, hahaha..."
"What-"
"ANYWAYS, I'll introduce you to my sisters now!" Kirishima yelled out, trying to change the subject. "So, you already met Meruto... she's three years younger than me, and we have the same mom."
"Why'd you have to specify that you two have the same mom?"
"Not important." Kirishima said. "Anyways, I have two even younger sisters, Kana and Nozumi!" He happily said, pointing over to the living room area. "Kana is the one with black hair, and Nozumi is the brunette. They're twins, and both four years old, so they're the ones I need you to take care of... it won't be for long, dinner will be ready soon."
"Alright. Take as long as you need, I'll make sure these kids don't get themselves killed." Bakugou smirked. "I'll clean up a bit, too."
"W-what?!" Kirishima asked in surprise. "No, you don't have to do that!"
"I don't have to, but I will."
Soon after, dinner was ready.
"It's not good by any means, but it's something." Kirishima said, placing the large pot on the table. "It's soup. From a can. I need to go shopping, but between school, training, and looking after Kana and Nozumi, I just haven't had any time to." Kirishima sighed. "God tonight is a mess, I should've never invited you over..."
"I'm sure the soup will be fine." Bakugou said. "And if it's not, I'll try my best to pretend I like it."
"...thanks." Kirishima smiled slightly.
Dinner wasn't great.
The front door was opened, and then slammed shut.
"D-dad! I thought you were working late...?" Kirishima nervously asked, looking towards the front door.
"Yeah? Well I'm not."
"Well, all of us a-are done dinner, r-right?" Kirishima asked, standing up. "I'm gonna go to my room!"
Kirishima walked off (presumably to his room) and Bakugou, not knowing what else to do, followed him.
"Who the Hell is that?"
"Just a friend of mine from school, he's helping me study." Kirishima lied.
Bakugou didn't say anything, because he knew that it would just be screaming. For some reason, he had an indescribable urge to fight Kirishima's father.
Kirishima closed the door to his room, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'm so glad that didn't end horribly..." he said to himself.
"Why'd you just say I was a friend? Aren't we dating?" Bakugou asked.
"You should probably leave..." Kirishima said, opening the window. "I-I'm really sorry about how terrible tonight was."
"Yeah, tonight wasn't great." Bakugou admitted. "Also, feel like I should tell you this, I want to kick your dad in the balls."
"Wouldn't expect anything less from you."
"So you're saying I should leave through the window, right?" Bakugou asked. "I'll do that. See you tomorrow."
"Yeah, see you at school, Bakugou!"
One night, as Kirishima was trying to go to sleep, he heard someone... knock on his bedroom window?
He got out of bed, and walked over to his window.
"Bakugou?!" He whisper-yelled to himself as he opened the window. "B-Bakugou, what are you doing here? And why are your hands..."
"Why are they covered in blood?" Bakugou asked, finishing Kirishima's sentence. "Yeah I did... something. No need to thank me."
"What did you do?!"
"I killed your dad." Bakugou said, smiling. "But there is a bit of a downside, that downside being that I also killed your sisters."
"You're fucking lying."
"Again, no need to thank me. I was just doing my job as a Hero..."
"Do you hear yourself right now?!" Kirishima angrily asked. "You just admitted to murdering my entire family! I'm calling the cops you psychopath!"
"...oh. That's not the reaction I expected."
"HOW IS THIS NOT THE REACTION YOU EXPECTED?!"
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