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♤~Camie Utsushimi~♤

Requested by: ItsAlexsia

In the mood to replay Deltarune ch2 :)

---------- ☆~°+*¤ | Perfect Plan! | ¤*+°~☆ ----------

"Camie, fix your uniform." Shishikura demanded.

"Eh, it's fine." Camie responded. "None of the teachers really have a problem with it! Stop being such a stickler for the rules, you can let that stuff slide sometimes."

"I will not allow you to disrespect the traditions of our school." Shishikura told her. "Fix your uniform."

"Chill out, I'm not direspecting anything! I was just a bit tired this morning, and assumed it'd be fine if, for just one day, it wasn't super-duper perfect." Camie explained. "Now c'mon, we're gonna be late for our next class."

Shishikura let out a defeated sigh. He's gone through this exact scenario with Camie so many times, and he knew she would never crack.

Not wanting to, but knowing he can't do anything about it, Shishikura let Camie go about her day without fixing her uniform.

"Shi! Shi! Ku! Raaaaaaa~!" He heard an annoying but familiar voice calling out to him in the hallway.

"What is it, Camie?" Shishikura sighed.

"Check it out! Fixed my uniform for ya!" Camie smiled. "And as an apology for what happened earlier, I'm gonnaa take you out to lunch!"

"What-?"

Before he could protest, Camie grabbed his hand and pulled him along with her.

"I know a great place to eat!"

"C-Camie, if we leave campus there's no way we'll be able to make it back in time for our next classes-"

"It doesn't matter if we're a bit late! Come on, Shishikura! Live a little!"

The pair of students had lunch together, with Shishikura worrying about being late to return to school the whole time.

Camie used her Quirk to make an illusion of a tiny mushroom thing dancing on the table in front of them. Shishikura waved it away, the small mushroom thing vanishing into pink smoke.

"Camie, don't use your Quirk in public." Shishikura told her.

"Whaaat? I have my provisional lisence, don't I?" Camie asked playfully.

"Yes, but that means you're allowed to use it for Hero work. Not for fun out in public."

"Boo. You're no fun sometimes, Shishikura." Camie pouted.

Camie's illusion served its purpose. A cute little distraction to, well, distract Shishikura.

Distract him from what?

Well, from Camie slipping a little something into her food.

"Hey, Shishikura, want the rest of my food? I ordered a bit too much, I guess!"

"Fine. But we leave right after, ok?" Shishikura asked, grabbing Camie's food.

"You got it!"

"Ok, plan complete!" Camie whispered to herself when she saw Shishikura faceplant onto the iron garden table that was outside the restaurant.

She left some money on the table, grabbed Shishikura, and began to walk away, feeling content about how perfectly her plan worked.

Camie Utsushimi's Ultra-Mega-Super-Easy-Anyone-Can-Do-It-Foolproof Plan To Kidnap/Date Seiji Shishikura!

1: Don't wear ur uniform properly! That'll get his attention for sure.
2: Absolutely refuse to fix it! That sets up step 3.
3: Show him ltr in the day that u fixed ur uniform
4: Apologize 4 earlier
5: Take him out to lunch off-campus, even if he protests!
6: Slip drugs into ur own food & not his so he doesn't suspect anything
7: Offer him ur food and say "I'm not hungry, u can have it ♡"
8: He eats it & passes out
9: Bring him home with you!
10: Love him as u see fit :D

Despite the claim of it being an "Ultra-Mega-Super-Easy-Anyone-Can-Do-It-Foolproof Plan", it actually had a high chance of failing. It's a good thing it didn't!

Well... it's a good thing it didn't fail for Camie...

Not so much for Shishikura.