☆~Gentle Criminal & La Brava~☆

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Tbh these two are kinda my favourite Villains. They're great.

---------- ☆~°+*¤ | Join Us For Tea? | ¤*+°~☆ ----------


"So... (L/N), is it?" The middle aged man in front of you asked.

"Y-yes, t-that's my name!" You nervously told him, your hands in the air above your head. "I d-don't want to d-die... I-I'll give you w-whatever you want...!"

"Die?" The man asked, before giving a hearty laugh. "What on Earth would give you the idea that I want to kill you, my dear?"

"What...?" You asked, wondering if you heard him right.

"My lovely assistant and I are just here for a cup of tea. Free of charge, of course." He explained. "Say, why don't you join us?"

"Wow! So considerate of you, Gentle!" The pink haired girl holding a cute pink camera added.

"Come now, Miss (L/N), join La Brava and I for some tea."

You considered your options.

"O-ok... I'll join you." You said.

"How wonderful! I'm sure my audience will adore a guest appearance!"


You were tied to a chair at a table, the man sat across from you, and the girl sat in the seat beside you.

"Ok, filming will begin in three... two... one...!"

"So my viewers, do you enjoy tea? Today I will be drinking tea, and telling you my opinions on each kind." He gestured towards the various tea cups on the table. "Quite a throwback! This is the content I uploaded when I first began my channel... ah, it feels quite nice to return to this. But do not worry, dear viewers! The next upload, we'll be back with our regular content."

"So, um... w-why am I here...?" You asked.

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with a hostage? If left unattended, you could call some Heroes! This was the most reasonable preventative."

"How smart, Gentle!"

"Oh, and you don't have to worry about your identity, Miss (L/N). Rest assured that when this video is uploaded, your name will be censored and your face will be blurred."

"Oh... um... t-thank you?"


The recording went on for a while, and when the strange pair of Villains were finished, they actually... untied you before they left????

So, that was the weirdest experience you've ever had.





"Woah! Gentle, look at all these comments!" La Brava said in shock, looking at her phone.

"That girl with the (H/C) hair... whats her name?"

"Plssssss bring back (H/C) hair girl in a future video!!!!"

"Can u pleas reupload this without the clerk's face blurred?"

"I'm a Villain myself, and would appreciate some advice... how do you always evade capture? Also bring back (H/C) hair girl someday please"

"Love u Gentle! Great video as always! Can u please find that (H/C) haired store clerk again for a future video? Thank u!"

"Hi I am not a cop just wondering where you live would appreciate a quick reply thx"

"You have terrible taste in tea, no offense. Also, show us the (H/C) haired girl again sometime."

"My my, it seems Miss (L/N) is quite popular, isn't she?" Gentle asked, reading through the comments.

"Maybe we should give the fans what they want, Gentle." La Brava suggested.

"Hm? But how would we ever find her again? We very well won't be able to return to her work..."

"Don't you worry, Gentle! I'll find her address no problem!"





When you returned home the next day, you were met with a surprising sight.

"Ah, good evening, Miss (L/N)! Lovely night, isn't it?"

The strange Villains from yesterday sitting at your kitchen table, three cups of tea prepared.

"W-WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!" You yelled out in shock.

"Ah, that doesn't matter... for now, why don't you join us or tea, Miss (L/N)?"

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