Misunderstanding - Spideypool

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Peter found himself sitting in an alleyway badly beaten after a fight. He felt his suit stick to the wounds which honestly he found more disgusting than painful. Just as he wanted to get up and swing home someone jumped in front of him he heard the man's foot twist painfully but immediately twist back.

"So my eyes didn't deceive me, Spidey! How's it hanging." Deadpool crouched in front of him looking at his hurt friend. "Ouch, you don't look too good-"

"I'm fine." Peter forces himself to get up flinching while doing so. "What are you doing here anyway?"

"I was bored so I decided to go stroll around." He put his hands on the other's side to help him stand. Peter tried to protest but Wade shut him down. "Come on it wouldn't be the first time. Remember that awesome time in Madrid where I had to snap your knee back in place. Let me help my favorite little bug."

Peter wanted to comment that spiders weren't bugs or protest and go home but he was too tired to do that. "Okay."

"Great my apartment is right around the corner." Wade carefully hoisted him up and went to his apartment. On the way, he kept talking about random stuff but Peter wasn't really interested. He felt like throwing up.

After unlocking the door Wade put him down on the sofa before getting some first aid stuff. "So Webs wanna tell me what happened?"

"I wasn't paying enough attention and messed up." Peter tensed up when he felt Wade pull his suit down.

"Relax, I won't take off your mask. Just need to assess the damage." He looked at him. "Okay, looks like you got messed up good. But no need to worry Dr. Pool will fix you up."

"Wade are you sure you know what you're doing?" Peter was honestly a bit unsure about putting his wounds in the hand of someone like him.

"Yeah, now where did I put my painkillers-" Wade got up searching around his apartment. "Not here. Ah, there they are!" He grabbed them and filled a glass with water before getting back to his patient. "You want me to wear my nurse outfit while patching you up?"

"Wade."

"Okay, here take like 3 of them, don't worry it's nothing bad just to numb the pain a bit, I'll get some disinfectant." He went away and Peter pulled his mask up a bit and quickly took the pills, the water running down his sore throat felt great. Before the other came back he covered his face again.

When Wade came back he had removed his gloves and disinfected his hands. "Don't want to be touching you with those gloves they had some intestines on them already, mine and other peoples'."

"I did not need to know that but thanks?"

Wade started stitching the wound on his side. "That's too tight, Wade."

"That's what she said."

"I will kick you."

Wade just kept working on it and Peter tried to distract himself. He looked around the apartment. It was messy but not like his was any cleaner. It was nice though, spacious enough with a nice kitchen.

"All finished, you want me to kiss it for good luck before moving on to the rest?" His voice shook the other out of his thoughts.

"Sorry what? I wasn't paying attention."

"Looking at my awesome apartment? It's great huh? I wanted something that screams me."

"It definitely does that." Peter let his fingers run over a knife that was stuck in the wall next to him.

"Thank you. Now to fix the rest!" Wade continued working on cleaning the other wounds and bandaging them up.

The other found it strange how weirdly comfortable he felt with his rough fingers gliding over his skin he couldn't help but stare at them.

Wade noticed him staring and felt uncomfortable thinking he was judging him. So he cracked a joke. "If ya think that's weird you should see my face." Self-deprecating humor, great Wilson.

"Oh- no I'm sorry! I was just watching- I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I'm sorry, it's not weird, not weird at all!" Peter looked away realizing his panicked answer probably made the other feel even worse. "Sorry, I didn't mean to stare." For a second he felt the other's eyes stare into him. He couldn't really read the other so he had no idea what Wade was thinking until he spoke again.

"It's fine. Relax, Webs I don't get uncomfortable that easily." He continued patching him up. "All done."

"Thanks, Wade." Peter got ready to put his suit back on. "Guess I should get going-"

"It's late you can crash here if you want to. Would also be better with those painkillers you're on."

"It's fine. I don't want to be any trouble-"

"Webs, it's no trouble. Look at it as a slumber party with your favorite merc."

"But-"

"I don't bite unless you're into that." He joked while getting up. "I'll get you something to sleep in." Before the other could protest he went and got a t-shirt and some pants for him to sleep in. "They're clean don't worry, no blood or other bodily fluids on there."

"Thanks." Peter quickly put on the shirt and pants which were big on him. "I really appreciate it."

"It's no biggie! Always wanted to have a superhero sleepover, you think we should invite the avengers?" Wade joked trying to get the other to lighten up.

"Don't think they would come after you crashed their Christmas event last year." Peter snorted thinking about it. "Though it was painfully boring until you showed up."

"Aww, are you getting attached?"

"Shut up, just take the compliment."

"Okay, okay, wanna watch a movie?" Wade slumped down next to him. "I got Netflix."

"Sure, there have been some things I always wanted to watch but couldn't because I don't have Netflix."

"You don't have Netflix?" Wade looked at him shocked.

"Nope, I'm lucky if I make rent." Peter chuckled. "I'm a college student."

"Huh, that kinda ruins my fantasy I thought you'd be some rich handsome billionaire."

"God I wish!" Peter laughed. "Guess I never talked about myself that much, huh?"

"No, you're always strictly business." Wade took the remote. "Well, I definitely gotta show you some of my favorite Netflix stuff then! Hope you don't have anywhere to be tomorrow morning! Hope you like musicals."

He put on tick, tick boom. "You know if they ever make a movie about you Andrew Garfield would make a good spiderman!"

"You think I always thought Tobey Maguire would be cool." Peter smiled and leaned back on the couch.

"I can see that, too. You know who would also be cool for a younger you? Tom Holland." They watched the movie and multiple others, talking a bit and enjoying themselves. Whenever Peter took a sip of water and pulled his mask up a bit Wade stared at him. He kinda thought the other would have a mustache.

As the night went on Peter fell asleep being exhausted from everything that happened that day. He slumped against the other who was excited about it. Spiderman in his house, watching movies with him and sleeping on his shoulder. He eventually got up and put him in his bed. "Goodnight, Webs."