Marvel and DC Ships Oneshots

Sick Agent

Y/N POV:

The doctor listened to my lungs as I coughed.

"Well, they have chocolate bunny alright" said the doctor as put the hearing thingy away.

"Oh no, Hades is going to kill us when he finds out" said Panic.

"I can't die though, remember" I said.

I coughed some more and the doctor finished the paperwork.

"Good news is oxygen is extremely poisoness for chocolate bunny. So just get some rest on earth, but I would like to keep you hear on oxygen for a few hours" said the doctor.

"K" I said.

I was taken to a hospital room to rest and the tva was informed that I'm sick. My bosses were informed and anyone who doesn't breath oxygen has to stay away from me. After a few hours I left the tva and went back home to my universe to rest.

"Hey, I couldn't *cough cough* get a hold of Fury. Can you tell him I can't make it" I said on the phone.

"Pretty serious cough" said Maria.

"Ya, I went to the doctor today and have to rest" I said.

Another cough came.

"Quit faking y/n" said Rumlow.

"You mean like how your girlfriends fakes it, especially when she kisses you without vomiting" I said.

"Okay that's enough. You two can continue this when y/n is better. For now get some rest and I'll tell Fury your sick" said Maria.

"Thanks" I said.

I rested for a good couple hours before Rumlow showed up and dragged me to the helicarrier.

"And I'm suppose to trust that you" Fury started to say as we entered the room but was interrupted.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING" a ravager yelled.

The Guardians and Ravagers all backed up as if there was bomb.

"Picked up the faker on my way to get Bucky" said Rumlow.

"I tried to warn him its a bad idea" said Bucky.

Rumlow let go of me and I fell to the floor.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU" Yondu yelled.

The ship was confused.

"Wait, you brought a sick agent here" said Fury.

I can see he is trying to stay calm but it's not working.

"They are faking. Come on get up" said Rumblow.

"RUMLOW" Maria yelled as Rumblow picked me up but dropped me again.

I groaned and coughed a little.

"What THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING" Fury yelled.

"Oh come on. Y/n never gets sick. They are clearly faking" said Rumlow.

"NO THEY AREN'T. THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE BUNNY IDIOT" Quill yelled.

Mantis and some other aliens were hiding.

"That's made up" said Rumlow.

"No, my cousin had it once. He died within a week" said Drax.

"What is chocolate bunny? I mean if I'm allowed to ask" said Parker.

The avengers and some aliens were having a meeting in here. Till I was dragged here.

"It's a deadly virus in space. Similar to a cold but worse. It mostly affects other species but humans can get it to. However as long as you get oxygen you will be fine. So for y/n just stay on earth for a year to make sure it's gone" said Carol.

"If oxygen kills the virus then why are you all scared" asked Rumblow.

"Not all of us breathe oxygen. Different planets means different biology. Might want to think about that before dragging one of my crew here to kill the rest" said Yondu.

"What" I asked.

"Yondu hired you at the coffee business" said Tazerface.

"The what" asked Quill.

"Can I go back to bed" I asked.

"Yes, please take the terran" said Kraglin.

Bucky picked me up.

"Come on Steve. I'm still not allowed to fly a ship" said Bucky.

"I can take them. I'm stay on earth for a month anyway" said Carol.