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"hey, baby?"
jessie looked up at me, turning her attention from her phone to me. "hm?" they hummed as they raised a brow.
"would you cheat on me for a billion dollars?"
"a billion dollars?" they made a face.
"yeah," i nodded.
"well, then, yeah. but—" she started to continue, but i cut her off.
"seriously? you'd really cheat on me?" i narrowed my eyes.
"for a billion dollars, hell yeah, i would. you didn't let me finish though! i would do it for us," she tried to explain.
"you would cheat on me 'for us?' that doesn't even make sense."
"in this scenario, it does. i would cheat, get the billion dollars, then we could do whatever we want, princess! buy a house, buy a car or two..."
"but you would've still cheated on me," i deadpanned.
"hey, cheating could be a simple, quick lil' peck on the lips, then boom! a billion dollars!" they looked at me incredulously.
"okay... would you fuck someone else for a billion dollars?" i rephrased the question.
they ran their hand over their face. "i mean... a billion dollars is a billion dollars, shorty. again, think about what we could do with that much money!"
"you're so..." i trailed off as i stared at them with narrowed eyes.
"smart! i'm so smart! yo, i'd buy you a lamborghini! i know how much you want a lambo!" she told me.
i let out a small huff. they leaned over, and they pressed a kiss to my forehead. i practically melted as she did, though i kept my eyes narrowed at her.
"calm down, brat. you know that you're the only one i love. you're the only one getting my forehead kisses and cuddles," they squished my face in their hand with a smile. "if that shit did happen, i'd only be doing it to get us a billion dollars."
"whatever," i muttered.
she scrunched her nose up at me, kissed my forehead again, then went back to scrolling through her phone. i watched her for a few moments as we went quiet again.
"would you punch me in the face as hard as you can for a billion dollars?" i asked after a couple of minutes.
i watched as they dipped their head and let out a sigh. she looked back up at me. "as hard as i can? in the face?" her brows furrowed.
i nodded.
"are you— are you consenting to it? like, you're okay with it?" their brows furrowed deeper.
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ECSTASY // B.E
Fanfiction"i'm in a constant state of ecstasy with you." ============================== two broken souls heal each other. ============================== lowercase intended ============================== started: 4/9/2022 ended: 6/27/2022 =====================...