Mercenaries of the Gods: Chronicle One - Stories

Annoyed Troll

The fire crackles in sync with Alan rolling his eyes. "Maybe I should take over the story. You just passed out anyway and woke up on the table slightly on fire according to Morothoth." 

"Shut the fuck up you bloody catoblepas fart!" she cries as her eyes fill with anger. "I was a perfect fucking lady and I remember you trying to fucking get it on with an Oni and shit!" 

Kadlin looks to Rina, smirks and states "Na honey that was ya. Ya got rejected if I'm not mistaken. Tha Oni said somethin like doin it with ya would be like gettin a thousand paper cuts on his junk." 

Rina scowls as she gives them all the finger. "What the fuck is this shit? Is this gang up on Rina time?" She takes a swig with anger still in her eyes. "All of you need to lick some fucking dusty lich balls and leave me the fuck alone or at least rub my fucking clit while you gangbang me!" 

Kadlin giggles. "Honey ya know we just playin with ya. Ya know we all love ya. Ya did pass out not ta long after I got there." Rina rolls her eyes as everyone smiles at her. 

Robert raises his hand again, as his mind turns. "Hold on, so Thrack is a troll? I thought trolls we evil and stupid." 

As the others chuckle, Thrack lets out a loud and annoyed sigh. With his hand on his forehead, he explains "Some things you must learn. Energies, and their connected images, echo from existence to existence. The narrow-minded mortals of your previous world get a picture of a large green creature with tusks and make assumptions on things such as morality and intelligence with such limited knowledge. In actuality, my race is among the smartest on our version of Earth and is on the diminutive side in relation to most other races." He takes a gulp from his bottle. "Yes many 'Earths' exist. The mortal coil the humans come from and the mortal coil my kind calls home each contain an Earth. Where you are now is the Earth on the spiritual coil between the mortal coils. In each of the known universes there seems to be an Earth; all connected in ways not fully understood. Perhaps the mortals of your previous coil will cease to make assumptions one day and understand this universe is more complicated than their ignorant stereotypes make it out to be." 

"Anyway," interrupts Alan, knowing how long Thrack's rants can be if no one stops him. "I remember the rest of the party going something like this..."