The fire crackles as there is a slight pause. With a grateful smile Alan looks over to Rina. "I do owe you one for that. Though next time maybe not call them sperm gargling douche faces."
"Why the fuck not?" she says with a cocky smirk. "You're free and didn't get fucking raped in the ass so I will say it worked really fucking well and it was so much fucking fun and proves my awesomeness is greater than a fucking pack of Gods!"
Everyone lets out a laugh. Once done, Morothoth turns to Robert and asks in his most polite voice "Any questions now?"
As he shifts in his beanbag chair, Robert gives a small smile. "So, what happened next?" They all look at each other. As Alan looks past Thrack to give Kadlin a wink, he asks "Do you want to take this one babe?"
After licking her full lips, Kadlin locks eyes with her mate. "Na, I'm good. Ya take it. Ya know I love listening ta ya tell stories baby."
After taking the bottle out of her mouth, Rina shouts "I still want to fucking know what the fuck happened in the fucking geode so tell me now or I will fucking donkey punch a bitch while corncobbing them!" Her finger changes to a blunted bamboo shoot and she starts poking Alan in the shoulder in sync with her words. "Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Fucking tell me. Tell me."
Alan grabs her finger and glares at her. Before she releases a tantrum, he leans in and whispers something to her. She scowls at him and lets out a loud sigh as she yanks her finger from his grasp. "Fine! My awesome can fucking wait a few more fucking minutes but it better be really fucking good and I mean like pollinating myself good!"
Alan turns his eyes to his mate, and they share a smirk. Kadlin, with a big smile on her face, says "Tha story is all yas baby. An go ahead an tell everythin. It's bout time they knew anyway."
He gives her a wink before turning his attention to Robert. "So, after Rina was done having her fun, we left the court as fast as we could and returned to HQ..."
YOU ARE READING
Mercenaries of the Gods: Chronicle One - Stories
FantasiHey, you. Yes, you! The Seer's been looking for you. It's got some things to show you. Crazy things. Strange things. Important things. In this visit to the Seer, you'll read three stories. Well, three stories and a booklet, but no one reads the book...
