The fire gets low as Morothoth looks over to Kadlin and Alan with a smile. "You two were wise to recruit Grania. Amelia has nothing but good things to say about her."
Still entwined with each other, Alan and Kadlin both smile. Rina takes another enthusiastic gulp before shouting "And Grania is super fucking nice and shit and she's also a fucking chick cause we got way to fucking many sausages running around the fucking Guild and another taco is Gaia damned good thing."
The groups laughs while Rina takes another gulp with a smile. After taking a quick look to the sky, Morothoth states "The sun is almost up and we must finish the story before that happens."
Robert's eyes grow big. With a mix of worry and curiosity in his voice he exclaims "W-what happens when the sun come up?!"
"You get your power back, and you will remember everything. Then it will a lot less fun for us." states Alan very bluntly while Kadlin sips her hand up the back of his shirt.
"Wait!" Robert exclaims in a voice full of confusion and with a hint of betrayal. "You guys are just having fun at my expense?"
Kadlin, Alan, Thrack and Morothoth all nod simultaneously as Rina shouts much louder than needed "Fuck yeah we are if you fucking call this boring ass story and lack of good booze fun and my idea was to fucking tape your ass to a tree and act like we were going to fucking kill you and shit and see how long it would take you to shit yourself but apparently that's fucking cruel and shit and it wasn't my turn to pick anyway so we have to fucking do things the way slutty wants."
As the words sink in, Robert stares blankly at Rina before he utters a monotone "You're nuts."
After taking another almost triumphant gulp, Rina smiles while staring back at him. "My awesome is somewhere between clinically insane and bat shit crazy but at least I'm super fucking adorable while I do it!"
The group pauses trying to find an argument to that statement. Breaking the silence Morothoth states through a toothy grin "On that most amusing note, let us return to the story before the sun ends the fun for us..."
YOU ARE READING
Mercenaries of the Gods: Chronicle One - Stories
FantasyHey, you. Yes, you! The Seer's been looking for you. It's got some things to show you. Crazy things. Strange things. Important things. In this visit to the Seer, you'll read three stories. Well, three stories and a booklet, but no one reads the book...
