Mercenaries of the Gods: Chronicle One - Stories

First Words

Tha first part I don't remember, but Daddy told me tha story a few times. Hopefully I will get it right. Anyway, it was about a thousand years ago an Daddy was sittin in his big 'ole house in Asgard. He had my brother Thor an sister-in-law Sif over for dinner. His dinner was interrupted when some guard told him about some demon in tha mountains causin trouble. Daddy is still upset bout that cause he was winnin tha drinkin contest an if ya didn't know a drinkin contest between Daddy an Thor is an event. Anyway, him an Thor make their way ta tha mountains in tha south ta see what's goin on. They come ta find out that three men in a small village near tha mountains had their essences sucked out by me birth Mama. Of course, this didn't sit well with Daddy. Daddy's ravens find my birth Mama roostin up on a cliff face, so Daddy an Thor decided ta have a hunt. Daddy an Thor always loved a good hunt, especially for wicked things. Tha climb wasn't easy, but they made it up ta me birth Mama pretty quick. She tried ta fight them an tha fight lasted about seven seconds. Daddy drove Gungnir through me birth Mama's belly an Thor smashed her head with Mjolnir. An me birth Mama was dead. Like super dead. They search tha area a bit an come across a large scarlet egg. Me egg. Thor wants ta smash it, which is probably what I would've done. But Daddy, in his wisdom, said "The egg isn't evil. The egg isn't good. This egg is nothing but potential. We shall let the creature within come forth and decide it's fate based on actions." Daddy is so smart an wise. Anyway, they took me egg back ta Asgard. Frigg, me new Mama, got all freaked out at me egg. She started rantin about me causin tha end of tha world an me egg needed ta be smashed. Daddy calmed her down, an somehow me egg was spared. I'm still not sure why. Six months pass an I grow with my egg. Succubus eggs are strange an kinda cool like that. 

One night when I thought I was big an sexy enough, I decided ta hatch. Me shell was tougher than expected an it was kinda annoyin ta get out of tha egg. An it made a big 'ole mess. Now I don't think anyone was expectin me ta hatch cause tha room was empty when I took my first view of the world. So there I was, butt naked, covered in purple goo an my wings are still all soft an sticky. See us succubuses are born fully grown more or less; smart, powerful an super sexy. Not likin the gooey, I try ta find a towel or somethin an it takes a while but I finally find somthin ta clean meself off with. I get ungooey, give meself a minute ta dry off an find a robe an put it on. It fits oddly over me unique body, so I make a few holes for me wings and tail ta make it look super sexy on me. Lookin around tha nice room it seems like it is mine. It's got a good view of tha hills an a really comfy bed with silk sheets. After lookin around a bit an tryin out tha bed, I go ta tha door an it's lock tight from tha outside. 

After gently lettin myself out, I make me way down tha hall. It's a very nice place though I wonder how people don't get blinded more with all tha gold an stuff around. Also I wonder why people put all them heads on tha walls. Seems silly ta me, even now. Anyway, my room seemed ta be in a tower cause I go down a lot of steps. I make it ta a long hall when I hear some footsteps commin quickly. Not missin a beat, I lean against tha wall all sexy like as two human guards come round tha corner. Armed with spears they stop an stare at me. I remember chucklin a bit when one drops his spear. 

"Ya boys gonna stare all day honey, or ya gonna say hi." I say with me best sexy voice. Lookin back on it those are some strange first words, but I'm not exactly normal. Me robe is teasinly open an I turn ta face em. Steppin as soft as me skin, I walk up ta tha one still holdin his spear. I take his weapon in me hand an slowly take slide it out of his grip. My amethyst eyes look inta his an me finger runs teasinly over his chin. "Ya gonna take me ta ya boss or not honey?" Stupid from me sexy, all he does is drool an nod. "Good boy." I give him a wink. 

Him an his buddy take me down tha stairs inta tha foyer. Many other guards look at me but none have tha balls ta try anythin. I follow tha two guards usin tha spear like a walkin stick. I keep a smirk on me pretty face while me robe gives em all peeks of me sexy form, an I can visibly tell some of em like it. We get ta some big 'ole doors an tha good little boys open em for me. I close me robe properly, not wantin ta show off tha goods ta whoever is in charge. Steppin inta tha grand hall, I get why they call it that. It's really big an very beautiful. Lots of gold an finely carved wood an stone. An more strange heads on tha walls. I pause for a moment ta think how long it took ta make it. Once I'm done ponderin I walk ta tha center of tha huge room. Five Gods standin around a table plannin somethin all stop at tha same time ta look at me.