Mercenaries of the Gods: Chronicle One - Stories

A Secret Revealed

Kadlin closes her eyes and bites her lip in fond remembrance. Grania and Rina both take a shot. "Your brother sounthhss hot!" squeaks Grania. She immediately turns her head away in shame. Kadlin responds by giving her a dirty look. 

"Gaia-damn, I fucking love drunk Grania!" says Rina in her happiest tone. "The only fucking reason I am still at this fucking table fucking listening to this boring ass story cause I fucking know she's going to say some funny ass shit!" 

Kadlin feels eyes focused on her and turns her head with a big smile, delighted to see Alan coming from the office area. His face beams a huge smile as he returns to his place next to his mate. His hand slides to her waist and she lowers her head on his shoulder as Rina slides him an empty glass. "Welcome back baby." Kadlin says with delight. "Where's Squeaks?" 

Grabbing the bottle, Alan pours himself a shot. "He's with Amelia and Thrack getting evaluated for a new rank babe. He got really fucking powerful while training with Pod 'Yilfnk." He slams the shot and refills. "He might crack the seventies." 

"Oh shit!" Rina shouts. "That rat ass bastard better not fucking pass my awesome in rank or I will be fucking pissed and throw one of my fucking famous big tantrums cause everyone know I am fucking a bad ass bitch!" 

That comment gets a chuckle for the others to which Rina responds by giving them all the finger. After catching everyone up on his trip to the Void, Alan orders another bottle. He is about to say something but takes a pause and gives Kadlin a kiss on the head. She gives him that perfect smile of hers. He returns the gift and says, "So what you guys been up to since I left?" 

Rina slams the last shot of the old bottle. "Kadlin was fucking telling us about being born and shit after that and then Grania's hilarious ass said some funny shit about slutty's brother and we fucking drank a lot but I guess that's obvious as shit!" 

Alan smirks and Grania blushes a bit. Rina grabs a bottle from inside her and pours herself a shot. After thinking a second Alan turns to Kadlin. "Shit after that like when you got married or when I threw down with Thor?" 

Grania and Rina both stop and start staring at Kadlin. Rina shouts "What the fuck woman?!" Rina slams a shot to quench her anger. "You never fucking told me you were fucking married!" 

Not looking at Rina, Kadlin lets out a smirk. The bartender puts the bottle Alan ordered on the table and Kadlin grabs it before Rina can. "Calm down honey. It didn't last long." she says coldly. She carefully cracks open the new bottle and pours a drink for herself and Alan. 

Rina puts back her bottle and cries "I don't fucking care how fucking short it lasted slutty!" She grabs the bottle from Kadlin and pours her and Grania a drink. Grania starts to take a sip when Rina shouts "You fucking spill the fucking details now or I will get more fucking pissed than you would be fucking watching your subbie here double fisting your brother!" 

Grania spits her drink out and Alan lets out a big laugh. Kadlin's eyes flash red and lightning dances over her horns. With a demon scowl, she commands "You're getting a little too personal there Rina. Tone it down or I'm not tellin ya any story at all." 

Rina gets small knowing she might of crossed a line. Calmly by Rina standards, she says "I'll be good but please fucking tell me the story cause I need a Gaia-damned distraction till dragon face gets back." 

Grania says in a small and drunk voice while slightly raising her hand "I am curious toootthh." 

Kadlin takes a sip from her drink. "For my sweety Grania I will tell tha story." Blushing a little, Grania smiles while Rina sticks her tongue out at Kadlin and it gives her the finger. With an eye roll Kadlin starts the story. "I suppose it started on me first birthday..."