Mercenaries of the Gods: Chronicle One - Stories

Nice and Evil

Alan takes a sip from his tankard. "Rumor has it Gilnak gave the ship to another when he retired some twenty years later, and it was sunk shortly after that." 

He sighs. "A sad end to a worthy vessel." Grania eyes fill with disgust, and she gives her worst glare to Alan. "Shhoo you killed the motthhher of your baby cause yuuuu were pisshed offt?" 

Upset at her comments, Alan's eyes flash Void for a moment. "Do not question my actions little girl. Sometime before I met her, I used my knowledge of atomic manipulation to make me shoot blanks. I couldn't get a woman pregnant then. She said a vile lie in a failed attempt to save her fucking skin. That traitorous bitch deserved a much more painful death than she got." 

Scared and ashamed, Grania sinks in her chair as Kadlin runs her fingers through Alan's hair. Kadlin leans in and says in a comforting tone "Calm down baby. She's drunk an didn't know tha whole story." Kadlin turns her amethyst eyes to Thrack. "Ya mind takin Grania ta bed honey?" 

Thrack slams the rest of his drink stands slowly. "Someone should yes." He lumbers over to Grania, picks her up and flings her over his shoulder like a sack of rice. Thrack gives a parting wave and turns towards the private room area. 

Grania looks up and waves while. Drunkenly, her tiny form shouts quite loud "Shhoorry I upset yuuuuu Alan! Goodnighth friends! I love you Rina!" 

Thrack vanishes into the private room area to put Grania to bed. Rina pops out of her chair and sits across from the couple. She grins visibly excited as she asks, "So you've been a fucking evil bad ass bastard for a while now Alan?" 

He chuckles as Kadlin continues playing with his hair. "I wouldn't say I'm all evil." Alan says in his defense. "I guess you could say I am the nice guy of the evil bastards. Or maybe the evil bastard of the nice guys." 

Still excited, Rina fills up a beer from the table keg and takes a huge gulp. "I like this fucking evil side of you because I thought I was the fucking evil boss bitch of the group but you might give my awesomeness a run for its money and do you only fuck mythics or do fuck mortal chicks too?" 

Alan smirks. "I don't normally talk about my exes in front of Kadlin. She doesn't mind the Shirley story cause I blew the whores head off her treacherous body." 

Rina slams some beer and pouts. "Awe that's no fucking fair cause I was enjoying learning about my evil buddy and I am super fucking curious now and Kadlin will get the pineapple out of her pussy so just fucking tell me please." 

 Kadlin's nails play with the part of Alan's stomach peeking from between his shirt and his jeans as she ignores Rina's comment. "Why don't ya tell her about Haniah baby. That story is very sweet." 

Rina squeaks in excitement and gulps down the rest of her beer before getting herself a refill from the table keg. Alan turns his eyes to his partner and says "If by sweet you mean crazy, dark and fucked up, then yes, it is..."