Dead Alligator In My Apartment!

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New Haven, Connecticut

Me: *cooking shells*

Dead Alligator: *lying in my bathtub*

Me: I don't see why there is a dead alligator in my tub!

Jocelyn: It was me! I planted the dead alligator there!

Me: Why?

Jocelyn: Just being stupid!

Me: Funny! I gotta pay the water bill!

Jocelyn: You need a roommate!

Me: I know! *drains the pasta, and opens a jar of Prego meat sauce*





This story was written on Tuesday, August 16th, 2022.

A/N I don't know why Jocelyn planted a dead alligator in my bathtub! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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