I'm writing this during a very quiet mental breakdown so lower your expectations to zero-
Author and Aizu = same person
Enjoy an example of the many reasons that I need therapy :D
(before anyone hops on my ass about actually going to therapy, I tried, and then suddenly my therapist stopped answering me, I think I broke her-)
UAStaff & Others:
Author:
Deadass I think I'm going insane-
Therapist:
What now-
BroccoliBrother:
Goddammit-
BIRBY:
You're the creator, get your
shit together-
Vlampire:
If I don't exist then I can't light
candles to ward away your
sheer amount of bullshit
SharpShooter:
Not like it worked anyways-
Vlampire:
I'm going to light you on fire
SharpShooter:
I-
Aizu:
Nah
Like
I mean it literally
Therapist:
Oh.
BroccoliBrother:
Oh.
BIRBY:
Oh.
Vlampire:
Oh.
SharpShooter:
Oh.
BobTheBuilder:
Oh.
GoodFood:
Oh.
BrickBoi:
Oh.
RatGod:
Well this is most unfortunate
Dadzawa:
Why?
Author:
So like-
Y'all (obviously) know I have D.I.D.
right?
Therapist:
I see where this is going
DadMic:
Yes we know kiddo
GoodFood:
The mental condition where
there are multiple people
in one body, right?
BrickBoi:
Yes
Aizu:
Okay but like-
What if im just faking it :D
Therapist:
One doesn't fake D.I.D.
Author:
The many people faking it
to get clout on social media
just screams otherwise
BIRBY:
Aren't they usually outed though?
Aizu:
Well yes-
Therapist:
And even your old therapist
agreed that you likely have
D.I.D. as well
Author:
Also yes-
BroccoliBrother:
So if 2+2=4
BIRBY:
And 5+5=10
Aizu:
Okay yes but also no-
Dadzawa:
Elaborate
Author:
I haven't heard from my alters
in literal months-
Therapist:
Dormancy is a common occurrence
among alters of systems
Aizu:
Not everyone up and deciding to
fuck off to god knows where at
once though
Therapist:
I'll admit, that is an odd occurance
RatGod:
Have you tried typing to them as
you usually do?
Author:
Well yes, but no one comes forward
to give a response
Vlampire:
Then how are we having this conversation
right now then?
Aizu:
...i beg your fucking pardon?
Therapist:
Vlad, could you not break their brain?
BroccoliBrother:
Vlad, silence would be a good look on you
BIRBY:
^^^^^^^^^
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THIS IS WHERE IM LEAVING IT because I suddenly got a violent headache and went downstairs and screamed a bunch-
Guess the revelation I just had because of this bullshit? :D
YOU ARE READING
UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-
