Here's some incorrect quotes featuring the Hermits and Emperors. Let me know if you want a part two lol
*in a cafe*
Bdubs: Ren how do you like your coffee?
Ren: As dark and bitter as my soul
Bdubs: And one glass of milkScott: *teasing* I'm the big spoon~
Jimmy: Nuuu I wanna be big spoon~
Joel: Can I be the fork?Bdubs: *does something stupid*
Etho: *chuckles* idiot
Etho:
Etho: WAIT THATS MY IDIOTXisuma: How was your honeymoon?
Scar: Grian got drunk and set our marriage certificate on fire because they can't 'return me without the receipt'Cleo: I hate you!
Jevin: I hate me more!
Cleo:
Cleo: Darling we've talked about thisBdubs: What if I pour coffee into my cereal instead of milk?
Etho: *taking the coffee pot away* what if you don'tXisuma: Cleo apologise to Jevin
Cleo: Fine, 'unfuck you' or whateverBdubs: *screams*
Grian: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Etho: Should we stop them?
Ren: No I want to see who winsPearl: Where are you going?
Scott: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the wayScar: Theif
Grian: Thief?
Scar: Theif
Grian: I before E except after C
Scar: Thcief
Grian: NoCleo: You love me right Xisuma?
Xisuma: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it*Scott Tango and Scar are sitting at a bench*
Bdubs: Why do you guys look so sad?
Tango: Sit down with us so we can tell you
Bdubs: *sits down*
Tango: The bench is freshly paintedCleo: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Scar: Man I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Grian: Oh I'm always running
Grian: The question is from whatJoel: So I've made the decision to trust you
Grian: A horrible decision reallyPearl: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
Pearl: Turns out Cleo both talks in her sleep and sleepwalks
Xisuma: What does she say?
Cleo: *sleepwalking* what the fuck did you say Jevin I'll break your fucking legs
Cleo: *walks into a wall* square the fuck up thot
Xisuma: Oh..Bdubs: *hugs Etho*
Etho: What the fuck is this
Bdubs: Affection
Etho: Disgusting
Bdubs:
Etho: Do it againScott: *looks over at Jimmy*
Scott: Apparently my type is dumb blondesCleo: Some people are like slinkies
Xisuma:
Cleo: They aren't really good for anything, but they bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs :)
Xisuma: NO!Jevin: I think I could make you very happy
Cleo: Why? Are you leaving?⏃⟟☌⏃⋉: I'm not doing to well
Ren: Why? What's wrong?
⏃⟟☌⏃⋉: I have this headache that comes and goes
Grian: *enters room*
⏃⟟☌⏃⋉: There it is again*the gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Bdubs: Would never stab anyone
Etho: Would stab in retaliation
Scar: Yells 'I won't hesitate bitch' first
Scott & Ren: Would stab without warning
Tango: Would stab as a warningXisuma: Are we really going to let Pearl keep Sausage?
Cleo: We kept JevinTango: What? I'm not aggressive
Etho: Last Tuesday you hit me with a pair of crocks and stole my chocolate chips
Tango: Survival of the fittest bitchSausage: So are you two friends?
Jimmy: Yes.
Joel: No.Ren: Sorry for my butt guys it's kinda big
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Collision (HermitcraftxEmpires Au)
FanfictionPrequel to Elusion. The Hermits failed to open the vault, and King Ren continues to rule the server. Grian receives mysterious compasses from Grumbot, and the hermit's enter the rift to the world of Empires. Some Hermit's stay behind, and while the...