Just A Big Softy (TMNT FANFIC)

Ha Ha! Evilness!

[Harley's POV]
Being pregers is NOT my thing. I repeat, NOT my thing. I just want this thing to get out of my stomach already! This is stressing me out! "Harley?" Raph asks. "Huh?" I groan. "The doctor may see you now." Raph says, in a funny voice.

"IS IT TIME TO GET THIS OUT OF ME???" I ask, almost begging. "No.. But you wanna see the gender?" He asks. "Eh, I wanna be surprised.." i shake my head. "Huh?! But I don't wanna be surprised! I wanna know!" He whines.

"Well to bad, Mr! It's inside my body, I make the decisions!" I look away, crossing my arms. "B-But-" I interrupt him. "Raph, do you know how hard it is to carry around a giant mutant baby in your stomach?!?" I growl.

"No.." He mumbles. "Exactly. Now we shall wait." I sigh quickly adding a bit of a 'hmph' sound. "Leo! Mikey! Donnie! Help me with the pregnant lady over here!" He calls out to his brothers. My eyes widen.

Oh dear Lord.

Aaaaaand next thing ya know, I'm tied up in Donnie's lab. Please remind me why I am married to Raphael Hamato again? Oh right. Dang it, Casey. I could be married to Zach Efron right now but noooo..

He had to go and ruin it.

~Flashback Brought To You By The One And Only, Eren Jäger~

[Harley's POV]
I sit on a recliner, my feet hanging over the edge of the arm rest. I am on my iPhone texting my friend Yazure. (yazurepalafox ) My beats play the song, Don't Tell 'Em.

I don't look up from my phone as of I can't hear my brother call my name. He pulls off my head phones. "Harley!" He says. I still don't look up from my phone. I shoo him away with one hand.

"Go away, Casey." I say, putting my headphones back on my head. Yup, that right, I said it. My brother is Casey Jones. More like twin.

It's a sad life, being the sister of Casey. Don't worry, I don't like hockey and I'm not THAT ugly.

He grabs my phone and pulls it out of my grasp. I reach for it but fail. "Ugh... Okay, what?" I growl. "I want you to meet a friend." He says. I roll my eyes. "Is this the one that you always sneak away with?" I ask.

He rolls his eyes back at me. "Actually there is four of them. Don't tell them this but, this is my favorite friend." He whispers. I laugh a little at this. Then he drags his friend in the room after holding up a finger.

As he walks in my eyes widen. "Y-your. A-a... A t-t-turtle!!!" I scream. Then I try to get up from the couch but fail, falling to the ground. "Ouch." I say then I curse some dirty words under my breath.

"H-hey... If you keep saying that I'm gonna tell mom." He says. "Oh please... Don't act like you don't cuss all the time." I say. Then I get up and act like I'm wiping dust off of me.

Then I back up again, but blushing now. "A turtle? A giant turtle? Your kidding right?" I breath heavily. "Nope. Harley, meet Raph." He grins stupidly. "Raph? What kind of a name is Raph?" I laugh.

Raph grits his teeth. "Let me at her!" He yells at me while Casey holds him back. "Ah, so big tough mutant turtle talks too." I raise an eye brow and smirk.

"I already hate her!" He says to Casey. "I should have known, putting two hotheads together wouldn't work." He frowns. Raph and I look at him then back at Casey. "Get him." I smile.

We chase him all the way out of the house and down the sidewalk. "AHHH!!!" He screams.

After me and Raph are done tormenting him, we stop and take a breath in a dark alley. I put out my hand. "Good job. By the way, it was nice meeting you, Raph." I smile.

He takes my hand and shakes it. "My full name is Raphael. But if you dare call me that..." he puts a weapon next to his throat. I tilt my head. "What's that?" I say, grabbing it.

Surprisingly, he lets me take it from him. Well, he hesitated, but it's good enough. I examine it. "Lemme guess. You kill bad guys?" I say, handing it back. He nods slightly. "I'm a ninja." He says.

He lean against the wall of a building. "Is that so?" I say. He leans closer to me. Suddenly Casey comes around the corner. Crap. He quickly blushes and backs away from me.

"Nice meeting you..." he pauses. "Harley." I say. "Oh, like Harley Quinn." He smirks. "Yeah, sorta." I giggle. He puts on a sly grin and turns to Casey. "I should get outa here." He point to the sewer drain.

"See ya, man." Casey replies then he hops down into the sewers. "Uh..." I say, looking that way. "Him and his brothers live down there." He says. I nod and we walk back into the house.

I sit down and play another song into my headphones. I Really Don't Care, by Demi Lavato. (Is that how you spell it?) I start thinking about Raph. Do I like him? Nah.

[Raph's POV]
Man, that girl was hot. How is she related to Casey Jones? Do I like her? Nah. But she was hot...

~End Of Flashback Brought To You By Levi Ackerman. Just for you OoAsunaOo ~

(As you can see, I just copied the entire first chapter XD)

"Fine! If your just gonna ignore me, then have it your way!" Raph unties me and let's me go. Haha! Thank you me, for zoning out! For once it was useful! Mwuahahahahahahahaha! I guess we'll have to wait then!