𝐄𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐉𝐞𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟓

Ignoring Jeff for the day wasn't the best idea. I was mad at him but I still wanted his attention. On top of it all EJ was still here making everything ten times worse.

"Ditch the bitch and come back the mansion she's mad at you she won't care "

Jeff just rolled his eyes and left the house with EJ following him. I assumed he was going out to kill which was bothering me less and less every time he did it. That's probably not healthy considering the things I've seen the news say about him. Jeff has managed to kill three families, four strangers, and a couple of cops in the past week. I thought I was over the whole EJ being a kidney eating murder thing until I opened the fridge and a bunch and human organs were everywhere causing me to scream and slam the fridge shut. Fuck this I can't eat anything because this eyeless bitch decided he needed my fridge for his weird cannibal habits.

Jeff and EJ walk through the door laughing and stumbling around and trying to shush each other.

" Y/N " Jeff yelled, rushing towards me wrapping his arms around my waist.

" I think you're pretty you know what I mean?" Jeff said in a slurred speech.

" Is he drunk? " I said glaring at EJ.

"I don't even know if you think five beers makes someone drunk then I guess" EJ said before getting on the couch and passing out.

" I did something for you, " Jeff said, trying to stabilize himself.

"What did you do?" I said a bit worried considering the last time he did something for me it was killing some girl for clothes.

He pulled out a ring that almost made me shit myself. It was a gorgeous opal stone with a silver band.

"Jeff where the fuck did you get this " I said in disbelief.

" Some old fat lady I killed " He said shrugging

I didn't know if I was happy or freaked out either way it was short lived because EJ woke up and looked between me and Jeff.

"Shit man did you just propose" EJ said looking startled.

"Um no that's not what's going on here" Jeff said.

I laughed and stopped suddenly when I remembered I was mad at EJ.

"HEY WHY ARE THERE ORGANS IN MY GODDAMN FRIDGE" I screamed at him.

" Where else was I supposed to put them?" EJ yelled back.

" I don't know but not in my fridge!"

"If Jeff just came back home I wouldn't have put them in your stupid fridge in the first place"

"FINE," Jeff yelled. Causing me and EJ to get quiet and look at him.

"Pack a bag doll , were all going back to the mansion"

EJ and I looked at each other in shock.

" You're not gonna last five seconds in that house " EJ said with a grin.

Ok I kinda love the weird ass friendship EJ and y/n have