Five Nights at Freddy's one-shots

True Lauve

"No, Chris, that piece was mine. I fucking saved it all the way up until now and I was so excited to finally fucking eat it, only to find out it's gone." Cassy shouted. Chris rolled his eyes and held his hands out to the side.

"I'm the one who actually put it in the fridge. Sorry for thinking I wouldn't have to put my name on it to claim it." He shouted back. Matt walked in, a soda cup in his hand and he leaned against the fridge.

"When have we ever not had to put out names on something? The fuck?" Cassy asked, making a face. Nova peaked around a corner, not wanting to get involved, especially seeing as she had stolen her fair share of other people's food.

"Oh wow... erm, this is actually really awkwawd..." Everybody spun to see who was talking in such a stupid voice when they saw Dave, eyes cast at the ground, lips pursed and fingers clenched in front of him. "Erm, that was actually my pizza," he looked up before looking away again, "that I bought with my own money or..." he snorted, "moolah."

"What the fuck." Chris said, backing up, the arguing forgotten. "Are you having a stroke, man?"

"A-A stroke? N-No! No... heh, my girlfriend just thinks that it's funny when I say that hm. She's actually preeeeetty funny herself... eh heh." Dave said, nodding.

"Oh my god you sound like a fucking Discord mod..." Cassy wheezed, bending over.

"Yeah? Who's your girlfriend, man?" Matt asked, sipping from his drink, his face was dead flat serious.

"I didn't want to say um because I didn't want you all to get heheh, how should I say, jealous of me. It would also be pwetty bad if this got out to the public but uh... oh what the heck, her name is Miku so, heh, yeah. Preeeetty awesome."

"I don't want to know what's going on in here. All I know is that it isn't work. And that's a damn shame." Scott said, coming out of nowhere entirely. His stupid clipboard hung limp at his side and they couldn't help but notice how defeated he sounded. Either defeated or on the verge of it.

"I'm literally trying to explain how I bought that pizza for my wifu." Dave complained, turning to look up at Scott, not breaking his act even as the kids wheezed hard behind him, Matt finally choking on his soda.

"What the fuck is a- no... no. Dave I need to speak to you in my office and the rest of you need to go find something to do before I find something for you." Scott gestured at them before walking away.

"Litwally so stupid." Dave muttered, finally speaking in his normal voice besides the first word. He chuckled and pulled out a cigarette, lighting it and taking a drag, walking through the restaurant behind Scott, who parted through the crowds with ease.

"I actually do think he bought it..." Cassy finally admitted when they finally disappeared.

"Yeah and I think he actually ate it, too." Chris nodded.