A/n: I thought about this a while ago. This is short parts where (y/n). Is either like Goku or smarter than the rest. I'll definitely write more later on. Enjoy
1) How come it's not glass?
Vegeta and Goku stared at (y/n), confused. (Y/n) is Goku's twin that also got send to earth alongside him. "Ummm... (y/n)? What are you doing?" Gouk asked as they were in the middle of a dessert and (y/n) was shooting ki blast at the sand. They looked up from their shooting. "You know how humans make glass from heated sand, right?" They asked. The prince nodded and Goku too, not knowing where this is going. "Now, if the ki blast is warm enough and I shoot it towards sand, won't the sand turn to glass?" They asked. Vegeta face palmed while Goku was in though. "Why haven't I treid that too!?" Goku exclaimed. Now it was the twins destroying the area. Vegeta got irritated, no can say that these two aren't twins. "Gohan!!!! You should learn these two common knowledge!!!!" Vegeta yelled so that the half saiyan can hear him from where he was sitting behind a rock, embarrassed at his father and his twin.
2) It wasn't me! It was him!
A 7 year old (y/n) was in the Frieza ship. The youngest on the ship. (Y/n) was took in by Frieza, he took a liking to the earthling. Now (y/n) was supposed to be watched by the Ginue force at the moment but their too focused on their dances. Somewhere, (y/n) has gotten markers. She sat in one of the hallways and doodled on the walls. From to stick men all the way to weirdly formed snakes, lizards and dragons. Jecie so happened to find the mortal child the same time Lord Frieza walked down the hall. His red eyes traveled between the drawings, (y/n) with a marker in hand and then finally Jecie. "Who draw that?" The emperor asked (y/n) so that they can hopefully learn their lesson. (Y/n) quickly put the marker in Jecie's hands. "He did, dad." They said in an innocent child like voice. An irik mark appeared on Frieza's head. "(Y/n), I'm not your father." He said calmly, as if he said it a thousand times before. "Sorry." The mumbled, looking down. Frieza suddenly felt a pang of guilt. He look at their art. It wasn't bad. Better from what he has seen so far. "Are you sure Jecie drew this. It looks to perfect to be true." The short emperor said. (Y/n) perked up. "Hey!" Jecie complained. Frieza sent him a glare that shut him up real quick. " In that case. I did draw them." (Y/n) smiled. Frieza picked them up and carried them with him. The two giggled and talked, leaving the poor red alien behind. Confused.
(A/n: to tell the truth. I know nothing about the Ginue force. I'm just writing what I have figured from other one shots or fan-fics)
3) Ask Whis!!!!
A peaceful day on Lord Beerus' planet without the two saiyans....
Just kidding. With (y/n) and Lord Beerus, there's no peace. "WONAN, WHERE IS MY PUDDING!!!!" Lord Beerus yelled. "LOOK IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE!!!" (Y/n) yelled back. Whis sighed. He had looked forward to a day with peace but if you have these two to deal with, rest is a dream. "IT'S NOT THERE!" Lord Beerus yelled once again. "WELL I DIDN'T EAT IT!!" The short tempered female yelled back. A fire was glowing in her (e/c) eyes. Belive it or not but Lord Beerus and (y/n) are actually together and they aren't always like this. They truly love each other. Sometimes it's only that they both have a quick fuse. "Did you ask Whis?" The female asked, tired of screaming. There was a long pause. "I take that as a 'no'." She sighed. Lord Beerus scratched his back nervously. "No?" He said, it came more out like a question. The (h/c) girl took in a deep breath. "THEN GO ASK HIMM!!!!!!" She yelled at her husband. Lord Beerus snapped to his left. He raised his head. "WHISSSS!!!!!! WHERE IS MY PUDDING!?" The purple destroyer yelled. 'Oops, busted!' Whis though as he heard the destroyer all the way to the woods where he was indeed, eating Lord Beerus' pudding.
4) Prince Vegetables
It was a nice sunny day on earth and (y/n) hang out with her best friend, Bulma. Bulma left the kitchen a while ago, having to work on an invention. (Y/n), being the more artistic one, saw the vegetable on the counter and got an idea. She started to make a Vegeta sculpture out of all the vegetable combined as it's creative and to mess around with the saiyan prince. "What are you doing?" Came the angry, annoyed voice of Vegeta. The female saiyan jumped and turned to meet the prince. "It's something called art, Vegeta, ART!!!!" (Y/n) said to the prince. He rolled his eyes."Your mocking my name. I'll have you punished for that!" The prince growled, trapping her between him. She blushed dark red at the sight of how close he was. She stubbornly turned her head to her right to avoid him. Wrong move. (Y/n) was dominated right there, on the spot. Lucky to both of them, they were the only ones at Capsule Corp.
5) Kais🤦
Okay, okay, okay, now there was no denieing it that kais are somehow very interesting deities. For being behind the destroyers and their attendants, they are.... special. In the special way and for (y/n), it was always intertaining to see what her brother and other kais come up with. As of now Ea created a new invention which allows us to communicate at will and not have the need of the Angel's staffs.
*conversation between the kais*
Ea: how do you all like my new invention. See Rho, told you it will work
Rho: fuck you Ea!🖕
Khai: you know, some of us actually have a job to try doing.
Rho: shut up, 11th. We know that you depend too much on your sooo great "Pride Troopers"
Khai: are you mocking me?
Rho: so what if I am?
Khai: I'll come to the 9th universe to kick your ass.
(Y/n): neither of you are doing nothing! If your bored, just attend to your universes!!!
Shin: she had a point.
Khai: you stay out of this, 7th.
(Y/n): khai! Don't be rude!
Gowasu: apologize now, youngster.
Khai: sorry Shin. Happy now Gowasu?
Zamasu: watch it, if your going to be rude to my master. Then shut the fuck up.
Khai: no one invited you, apprentice.
Zamasu: 🤬
Anato: 16 messages!!! Do not have a life. We have a job to do you know...
(Y/n): hey brother 👋
Ea: future note taken. Not to let Rho know about any of my communication devices.
Rho: what's that supposed to mean?😡💢
Ea: exactly!
Iru: DO YOU GUYS HAVE A LIFE!?
Anato: Apparently not.
(Y/n): we could blame Ea for starting this.
Fuwa: 🥱
Kuru: Fuwa, your always tired🙄. Ea. This invention of yours is great but when it comes to serain kais, it's not working.
Ea: gee, thanks.
(Y/n): ohhhhh, note the sarcasm🤭
Iru: and I'm just plainly ignored😓
Ea: really, (y/n). I thought you were on my side?
(Y/n): darling, darling. Listen. I never picked anyone's side.
Anato: what's this all about?
Ea: nothing.
*Ea banned everyone from the group*
(Y/n) glanced at the mobile device. On earth their called cellphones. That's what she heard from Bulma.
(Y/n) smiled at herself. She still needed to tell her brother about her relationship. So far Shin, Lord Beerus, Whis and Camparri are the only ones that knows. She'll tell Anato later when she sees him. Then she'll tell him about her relationship with Ea.
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Done! What do you think? I randomly came up with this. Maybe I'll write another one later on.
itnotmelol I am busy with part 2 Vados X female reader. I don't know when I'll be done.
Until next time my Dragon crew
~Angie
