the hotel horror film

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So we all went to the costgaurd to tell them we found the boat but it was way too fucking busy in there and he wouldn't listen to us so now we are in the boat driving to the hotel room which looks like a bomb just hit..

"I thought the Chateau looked bad" jj says

"This place is a shitshow" jb says

"Motel or meth lab?" Kie says

"You be the judge" pope says

"Doesn't look like a place somebody with a Grady white stays"

"Nah it Looks like a place someone with a Grady white would get killed." I says disgusted

"This is your captain speaking HMS Pogue comin' in for landing" jj says making me smile as he jumps of the boat to tie it up

"We good?" jb says

"Yeah, we good."

"All right. Here goes nothin let's go hales" jb says and I nod in response and say "this is like a goddamn hotel horror film"
funny thing is I'm loving it

"Hey" pope says as I go stand next to jay

"Yeah?" jb replies

"Don't let her or him do anything stupid"

"Oh, we will" jj says

"yeah sorry pope u can't stop us" I say

"I'm not making promises." jb says shaking his head at us

"Yeah, I know" my brainiac says back

"Uh, be careful" kie says to jb and not me or jj like girlie your my bestfriend not his

"I mean it" she says me and jj both look at each other raising our eyebrows as I start to pretend to make out with someone making us both laugh I stop as I hear jb turn around and say to her
"Yeah" and "Let's go" he says to us

"Why are all these mattresses out?" Jb says

"After a hurricane,they ditch them cause they're moldy." I say making jj whip is head around and look at me
"how the hell did u know that"  he says confused

"cause I do listen to what u tell me yk jay" he nods and smiles at me

"Just be so careful, John b" jj says grabbing John shoulders i stand behind them pretending I'm not hearing this about my girl kie

"God, you're so weird" he says

"What was that about?" jay says

"I don't know,Maybe she wants us to be careful"

"Since she heard you're being threatened
with exile, she's just been, like" this is when I want to dig myself into a whole as I hear jj says the most terrible impression ever of kie my ears are scarred for life

"Oh! Be so careful, John B."

"Get off" jb says shoving him away

"Oh, give me that John D already." Jay says making me scrunch my nose as I had to hear him moan that ew tf

"Jay that's gross ur talking abt kie remember I'm still here bro" I say disgusted

"When are you gonna swoop on that, man?" He says ignoring me

"idk bro when u gonna swoop on hales back there plus you know the rule no pouge on pouge making but I'm sure u and h already broke that rule" making me laugh cause we haven't they both look at me and I say "what I'm laughing cause that is never gonna happen, I have kept ur rule u literally made it because of me" they shrug there shoulders but jj walks next to me and says "never gonna happen huh am I that bad" and he shakes his head but doesn't let me answer he just jogs over to John b and carries on.

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