Chuuya and Dazai

Where Are You !?

Note: I do not recommend reading it for the faint of heart

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(As usual, Dazai broke into Chuuya's apartment. Calm and darkness were controlling the apartment, but that calm was not normal, so that calm scared Dazai a lot)

Dazai: It seems that Chuuya has not returned tonight either (with devil looks trying to ignore that calm) so I will have a little fun and mess around in the apartment to shut him up when he returns (Dazai walked into the apartment and searched around it for dangerous things that might be a distortion hiding or exciting things that he could hold as evidence against him. ) It's weird ! (He is staring at the pots in the kitchen sink) Has Chuuya been so busy, these pots have been this way for about a three days , it seems he hasn't come back all this time, is he on a mission outside Yokohama? or he's on a watch mission that requires 24 hours of presence (sighing) You have to be thankful Chuuya because I'm going to wash this dirty utensil from you (Dazai has already washed them) well finished (he looked around the calm still really scared him, he decided to try to ignore that feeling and opened Chuuya's bedroom door And get into it) You really like this bed, Chuuya, even though it's much bigger than you

Chuuya: Stop that, Dazai

Dazai (turns back): Huh !! Chuuya? (There was no one) I seem to have already imagined your reaction when I fell a sleep on your dear bed (Dazai went up on the bed and lay on it and stared at the ceiling for a few minutes, quiet was the master of the place) Perhaps I should call him to disturb him and tell him that I am sleeping on his bed (take out his phone He called and kept waiting for the other party to pick up the phone)

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Dazai: Hey ~ Chuuya, take a guess where am I now ?! I know, you will be angry when you know where I am! Yes, yes, I am in your apartment and on your big bed. It is very comfortable. I cannot believe you kept me from sleeping on it. You are very hard-hearted, Chuuya, but now I enjoy sleeping in it (the tone of voice changes to a clear tone of sadness). Where are you now Chuuya? call me .

Chuuya: Dazai

Dazai (looking around): Huh Chuuya? !!! (The place was completely empty and there was no one but Dazai) Damn, where the hell are you?